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ILoveBender Email 1

Response number 1:

Dear New Friend,

Thank you for writing to me, Bender.  It really means a lot to me.  Not many humans contact me because I am so rude and impatient.  You’re starting to get on my nerves now.  Quit buggin’ me, meatbag!

P.S. – Buy my DVD.




ILoveBender Email 2

Response number 2:

Aloha, Friend!

Bender Bending Rodriguez here, better known as the Robot King.  Did you know that the Hawaiian word “Aloha” can mean both “hello” and “goodbye”?  However, in the following usage, it only means goodbye.  Aloha, jerk!

Yours truly,


P.S. – Please buy my DVD.  And once again, aloha.  Jerk.


ILoveBender Email 3

Dear Admirer,

Thank you for taking the time to write to me, Bender. Although I deleted your email without looking at it, I’m sure it was very boring. Write again soon!

Your robot pal,


P.S. – If you buy less than eight copies my DVD, you’re a cheapskate.


P.S. Hi Reddit!