So, you thought you have secured your AirDrop settings?
You thought that you allowed “No One” to discover you?
Think again!

p.s. This one has been idling in my repository since Game of Thrones Season 6.
Now pointlessly enhanced with AI
It is the iPhone 9, and it is available now.
Update:
And I quote: “Can’t stop myself from posting this one.”
There are at least three different responses from bender@ilovebender.com. Don’t bother going to ilovebender.com since it is now redirects to fox movies.com.
Response number 1:
Dear New Friend,
Thank you for writing to me, Bender. It really means a lot to me. Not many humans contact me because I am so rude and impatient. You’re starting to get on my nerves now. Quit buggin’ me, meatbag!
P.S. – Buy my DVD.
Love,
Bender
Response number 2:
Aloha, Friend!
Bender Bending Rodriguez here, better known as the Robot King. Did you know that the Hawaiian word “Aloha” can mean both “hello” and “goodbye”? However, in the following usage, it only means goodbye. Aloha, jerk!
Yours truly,
Bender
P.S. – Please buy my DVD. And once again, aloha. Jerk.
Dear Admirer,
Thank you for taking the time to write to me, Bender. Although I deleted your email without looking at it, I’m sure it was very boring. Write again soon!
Your robot pal,
Bender
P.S. – If you buy less than eight copies my DVD, you’re a cheapskate.
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P.S. Hi Reddit!
Tomorrow is July 4th and a Holiday here in the United States. So instead posting anything fresh, here’s a video from April 2014 that I still enjoy very much.
A day in a life of a boy and his cat (Rufus “Unicorn” Cornelius T. Cat)
Taken with Canon EOS 60D and Canon EF 50mm f/1.4 USM Lens.
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