Consumer Reports: “iPhone 6 and 6 Plus not as bendy as believed”

Bender performing Bending Test on iPhone 6

Consumer Reports:

All the phones we tested showed themselves to be pretty tough. The iPhone 6 Plus, the more robust of the new iPhones in our testing, started to deform when we reached 90 pounds of force, and came apart with 110 pounds of force. With those numbers, it slightly outperformed the HTC One (which is largely regarded as a sturdy, solid phone), as well as the smaller iPhone 6, yet underperformed some other smart phones.

iPhone 6 starts to deform at 70 pounds and the case separates at 100 pounds. Even after the deformation and case-separations, the iPhone 6 still functions.

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Photo credit: Consumer Reports.

To no surprise Apple showed off its own testing facility, firing back at the assumptions that Apple did not properly test iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus design.

My view of this so called “bendgate” was blown out of proportion from the start, and that can be attributed to:

  • Lack of understanding of Physics
    Also lack of common sense.
  • Competition
    Blackberry, HTC, LG and Samsung were quick to make fun of the situation.
  • Sensationalism
    Many news media love the page hit.
  • Fanaticism and Antagonism

In the end, people still love their iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus.

Responses from bender@ilovebender.com

There are at least three different responses from bender@ilovebender.com. Don’t bother going to ilovebender.com since it is now redirects to fox movies.com.

ILoveBender Email 1

Response number 1:

Dear New Friend,

Thank you for writing to me, Bender.  It really means a lot to me.  Not many humans contact me because I am so rude and impatient.  You’re starting to get on my nerves now.  Quit buggin’ me, meatbag!

P.S. – Buy my DVD.

Love,

Bender

 

ILoveBender Email 2

Response number 2:

Aloha, Friend!

Bender Bending Rodriguez here, better known as the Robot King.  Did you know that the Hawaiian word “Aloha” can mean both “hello” and “goodbye”?  However, in the following usage, it only means goodbye.  Aloha, jerk!

Yours truly,

Bender

P.S. – Please buy my DVD.  And once again, aloha.  Jerk.

 

ILoveBender Email 3

Dear Admirer,

Thank you for taking the time to write to me, Bender. Although I deleted your email without looking at it, I’m sure it was very boring. Write again soon!

Your robot pal,

Bender

P.S. – If you buy less than eight copies my DVD, you’re a cheapskate.

——-

P.S. Hi Reddit!

Bite My Shiny Mazda3 Infotainment Center

Bender and Mazda3 Infotainment Center

One thing that is annoying about cars with Infotainment Center is that they do lock up. I’d say the word “crash” but I felt it’s a bit uneasy to use when talking about car.

The Infotainment Center on this particular 2014 Mazda3 locked up and would not go beyond the Mazda logo. It’s nice to know that the radio and the CD player wouldn’t work either if the Infotainment Center locked up.

What a first world problem.

Avenging Futurama

The last episode of Futurama to date, “Meanwhile” has aired and marked the third cancellation of the series.

The opening of the episode contains a simple message:

AVENGE US

Futurama Avenge Us

Can Futurama make its third comeback?

The fans can make it happen.

Futurama: “Meanwhile”

Here’s to the last episode of Futurama, “Meanwhile“.

Bender is definitely not amused.

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This is a sad day for fans of a show that had been cancelled twice before.

I wish that company like Netflix would pick up the series.

What about starting a Kickstarter campaign to produce new Futurama season?