iPhone Math? You’ve gotta be kidding me!

I am still loopy from all the sedatives the veterinarian is giving me. I have an IV in my front right leg. Even with all that I can tell if something is not right. Why would anyone report the “iPhone Math” gibberish as news? I don’t think Apple would even codenamed an iPhone by “iPhone Math” in the lifetime of this Universe and the next few big bangs. I can come up with better fake news while I’m using my litter box.

Shame on you for reporting this as news!

OK, I have to get some rest. Meow!

Meatloaf is not amused