No News on the First Day of April.

There are absolutely no news whatsoever today.

P.S. According to an Apple employee who accompanied Tim Cook to Foxconn China factory but is not in any of the pictures:

If you are still calling the next iPhone with the name “iPhone 5” then you are such a fool! It is not “iPhone LTE” either. It will be called “iPhone 4G LTE USA edition” in the US. Outside the US it’ll be called “iPhone Ultra-Fast network non-USA edition”.

Seriously, it is not “iPhone 5”.

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