Samsung Lawyers Must Be Crazy.

Samsung fires back at Apple asking for prototypes of Apple’s upcoming devices such as the next iPhone and iPad. Samsung Legal Team wants the court to believe that such move is fair since Apple has been granted access to prototypes of announced products from Samsung. Based on the reports, only Apple Legal Team would be given access to those prototypes, not any other Apple employees. Apple initially sued Samsung for infringing on Trade dress of iOS devices; iPhone and iPad in particular. Samsung then countersued Apple on same patent infringements.

The Samsung Legal Team must be crazy to ask for unannounced products from Apple. Relying on patterns on past product releases and rumors, Samsung Legal assumed that they would be granted access to the non-existent products. The jokes are already flooding in such as this gem:

Apple: Samsung is kirfing our products.
Samsung: Can we see your future products (so we can kirf them)?

The best case scenario for Samsung is that they’d be getting the complete and functional prototypes of iPhone 4 in White and iPad 2.

 

Lodsys also threatens Android Developers over patent. Google, it’s your move.

After gaining a lot of attention for sending lawsuit threat to numbers of iOS Developers, Lodsys is also going after Android Developers over in-app purchasing patent. Lodsys in its Q&A blog explained why its going after individual developers but not Apple, Google and Microsoft; that’s because the three companies have already licensed the four patents in question.

On May 23rd, 2011 Apple Legal sent a letter to Lodsys stating that Apple is licensed to all four patents in the Lodsys portfolio. Any iOS Applications published in iTunes App Store are essentially covered by the license.

Android Developers are hoping Google to do the same with what Apple did for its Developers.

Anecdote and Antidote: That’s not an iPad

A client told me: “My husband bought me an iPad from Verizon. The smaller iPad.” I told her that there is no “smaller” iPad, and it turned out to be a Samsung Galaxy Tab.

Verizon Stores do sell iPad, they just don’t have them in stock. Apparently the salesperson sold the Samsung Galaxy Tab as “small” iPad. I guess the salesperson really needs to fill the sales quota.

Breaking The Silence: Apple posts instructions on how to avoid and remove Mac Defender Malware.

Apple posts instructions on how to avoid or remove Mac Defender malware.

Apple sure did take the time to prepare the response while many pundits are calling the beginning of the “Mac-Apocalypse.”

One thing any Safari users should disable the Open “Safe” files after downloading preferences in Safari.

There is a legitimate software called MacDefender, and it has nothing to do with the malware.

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Note:

Breaking The Silence” is also an out-of-print CD/Record of a 90’s Hardcore band, One Step Ahead.

Apple Defends iOS Developers Against Threats From Lodsys.

“Good News iOS Developers!”

Actually it is good news for a lot more than iOS Developers. Apple has finally spoken out against Lodsys for threatening iOS Developers over some licensing issues.. MacWorld published the full text of the letter Apple Legal sent to Lodsys regarding its patent dispute with app developers.

Apple certainly took the time to review the matter, 10 days after Lodsys sent patent lawsuit threat to iOS Developers (Friday May the 13th, 2011). John Gruber of Daring Fireball seems to think that Apple is doing the right thing by carefully reviewing the matter and preparing an appropriate response.

This would be an interesting case to follow since Apple already licensed the patents in question from Lodsys.

First, Apple is licensed to all four of the patents in the Lodsys portfolio. As Lodsys itself advertises on its website, “Apple is licensed for its nameplate products and services.” See http://www.lodsys.com/blog.html (emphasis in original). Under its license, Apple is entitled to offer these licensed products and services to its customers and business partners, who, in turn, have the right to use them.

It would be interesting to know when Apple become licensed to Lodsys’ four patents; as Google and Microsoft do. Did Lodsys reach out to Apple, Google and Microsoft after iOS, Android and WP7 were released? How significant are these fours patents in the Lodsys portfolio?

It would be an even more interesting development if Apple, possibly joined by Google and Microsoft would seek to invalidate Lodsys’s patents in question.

If Lodsys were to prevail in their threats, it would set a scary precedence for Developers; Android, iOS and WP7.

South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 – “Crack Baby Athletic Association”

The stream for this episode will be available a few hours after it premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday May 25th, 2011 10:00PM Eastern Time.

South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 – “Crack Baby Athletic Association”
Cartman has a new protegé. He found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.
Original Air Date: 2011-05-25

Watch “Crack Baby Athletic Association” at South Park Studios starting May 25th, 2011 after the episode premieres on Comedy Central. You can also buy the episode from Amazon.com and iTunes Store instead of downloading it from some random sites.

Do not bother searching “South Park S15E05” on Google or other search engines, because “Crack Baby Athletic Association” will be available for streaming on May 25th 11:59PM Pacific Time. Well, as long as you are using US IP address.

Preview “Crack Baby Athletic Association” here (“Hear Us Out” – Cartman discusses his plan to help out those poor babies addicted to crack.)

“Crack Baby Athletic Association” will be available for streaming on May 18th 11:59PM Pacific Time.

What you should do:

  • Watch “Crack Baby Athletic Association” on your TV.
  • Watch “Crack Baby Athletic Association” on South Park Studios.
  • Buy “Crack Baby Athletic Association” from Amazon.com and iTunes Store.

What you must not do:

Notes:

  • “Crack Baby Athletic Association” is the fifth episode of Season 15.
  • “Crack Baby Athletic Association” at Wikipedia.
  • Sarah McLachlan – Animal Cruelty Video | SPCA Commercial
  • Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow
  • EA Sports
  • Slash
  • Slash responds to South Park on Twitter.
  • Sweet Child O’ Mine
  • KFC Gravy
  • McDonald’s French Fries
  • Poutine
  • University Of Colorado, at Boulder
  • NCAA
  • The Pearl Necklace
  • “Slash is a make-belief character” just Santa Claus. Oops, you didn’t know that Santa Claus isn’t real? Forget what you’ve just read.
  • In any case that you cannot watch any episodes of South Park at South Park Studios, please be patient, Comedy Central would be really angry if you downloaded the episodes from places other than Amazon.com and iTunes Store or any online stores that generate revenue for Comedy Central. Please do not go to sites such as SouthParkFiles.com to download any of the episodes. Just because you can easily download the episodes from sites such as SouthParkFiles.com, it doesn’t mean Comedy Central say it is right.
  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on May 25th, 2011. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 uncensored version will be available purchase starting May 28th, 2011 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Comedy Central would certainly appreciates those who help them make more money.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:

CARTMAN IS AT THE HELM OF A NEW BUSINESS VENTURE
IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK”
ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 25 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, May 23, 2011 – Crack babies are finally getting the attention they deserve in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled “Crack Baby Athletic Association”, premiering on Wednesday, May 25 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Cartman has a new protegé. He’s found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.

Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday May 25 10:00PM
  • Thursday May 26 2011 12:00AM
  • Thursday May 27 2011 10:30PM
  • Sunday May 29 2011 11:30AM
  • Monday May 30 2011 02:00AM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any sites such as SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now available:

South Park: Complete Fourteenth Season
Including all the bleeps on Episode “201” and in the commentary:

DVD | Blu-Ray

Episode “201” is heavily censored just like its broadcast version.

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a Zoom Q3HD” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

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Images are courtesy of South Park Studios.

Spammer Alert: superdooperdeals.com

Readers sent us a few info about new round of spam from superdooperdeals.com. Do not give them your email addresses with hope you’d be unsubscribed from their spam bombardments. superdooperdeals.com site includes some fake testimonials that don’t even make any sense.

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eNom and namecheap are the DNS Registrar that superdooperdeal.com uses, but they are willing to resolve the issue.

This is a sample of namecheap.com reply to the complaints:

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Other good and responsible DNS Registrars would take the complaints seriously and actually do something to disable the offending domains.

File complaints to FTC: https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/FTC_Wizard.aspx?Lang=en for the violation of CAN-SPAM Act.