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South Park: Season 12 Episode 11 – “Pandemic 2 – The Startling”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 11 – “Pandemic 2 – The Startling”
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.
Original Air Date: 2008-10-29

NOTE:
Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

You WILL Watch “Pandemic 2 – The Startling” starting Wednesday October 29th, 2008 HERE!

“Pandemic” Uncensored Version will be available for streaming on Friday October 31st, 2008 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

Preview “Pandemic 2 – The Startling” here (“I’m So Startled!” – The “Pandemic” continues).

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
THE PANDEMIC CONTINUES…
IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, October 27, 2008 –- Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world in the exciting conclusion of an all-new, two-part episode of “South Park” titled, “Pandemic 2 – The Startling” premiering on Wednesday, October 29 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Comedy Central.

This week, the boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.

Note:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 29th, 2008 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

The Cult of Eric Cartman – Revelations

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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Paul Thurrott Was Hospitalized After Watching New Apple Ads

Dedham, Masschusetts

On the evening of October 19th, 2008 Paul Thurrott was reportedly rushed to the local hospital. According to neighbors, loud strings of profanities were heard over 15 mile radius that Sunday evening. That prompted them to call 911. Paramedic, Firefighter and the Police arrived within a few minutes on the Thurrotts residence .

Upon arrival, Police found Thurrott screaming and yelling “I’m a P.C.!” repeatedly. It took 13 personnel to subdue violent Paul Thurrott.

In his padded cell, Thurrott mentioned that he will announce the “ultimate declaration of war against Apple” on Microsoft behalf on TWiT‘s Microsoft P.R. Weekly Windows Weekly podcast which he co-hosts with Leo Laporte.

Paul Thurrott, the original Microsoft Defender, apparently was watching the new Apple “Get A Mac” ads which were released on that fateful Sunday. According to doctors, Thurrott is lacking sense of humor as well as some common sense. Doctors also found that Thurrot is suffering from some sort of blindness, that causes him to be unconditionally loyal to Microsoft.

According to Leo Laporte, Paul Thurrott insisted that he would be available to record the next install ment of Viva La Microsoft Wekly Windows Weekly episode 80 this Thursday. Thurrott is expected to make a full recovery by then, and he will be cursing Apple for those new “Get A Mac” ads. Thurrott swears that he will bring Apple down for “all the lies” they have been spreading about Microsoft and Windows Vista. Thurrott also adds that he is the only tech journalist in the world who knows the truth about the great Microsoft.

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Family Guy Volume 6 DVD – Target Exclusive

Family Guy Volume 6 DVD is scheduled for release on October 21st, 2008. This time Target has an exclusive for the DVD set. It comes with signed script and collectible poster. The box artwork is slightly different than the regular edition. It is only available in Target Stores.

The DVD set will include some episodes from season 5 and season 6.

Disc 1:

  • “No Meals On Wheels”
  • “Boys Do Cry”
  • “No Chris Left Behind”
  • “It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One”
  • “Meet The Quagmires”

Disc 2:

  • “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)”
  • “Believe It Or Not, Joe’s Walking On Air”
  • “Family Guy 100th Episode Special”
  • “Stewie Kills Lois”
  • “Lois Kills Stewie”
  • “Padre de Familia”
  • “Peter’s Daughter”

Disc 3:

  • “McStroke”

Family Guy “Blue Harvest” is not included in this volume because it is released as a stand-alone movie.

Family Guy Season 5 on Amazon Unbox – Delicious DRM is included for your protections.

Family Guy Season 6 on Amazon Unbox – Tasty DRM is included for free!

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy this DVD, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

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South Park: Season 12 Episode 9 – “Breast Cancer Show Ever”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 9 – “Breast Cancer Show Ever”
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Original Air Date: 2008-10-15

NOTE:
Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

Watch “Breast Cancer Show Ever” NOW!

“Breast Cancer Show Ever” Uncensored Version will be available for streaming on Friday October 17th, 2008 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

Preview “Breast Cancer Show Ever” here (“Nerdy Little Weakling” – Wendy gets in trouble).

From the Comedy Central Press Release:

CARTMAN MESSES WITH THE WRONG GIRL
IN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL‚

NEW YORK, October 13, 2008 – CARTMAN AND WENDY THROW DOWN in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “BREAST CANCER SHOW EVER” premiering on Wednesday, October 15 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.
WENDY GETS IN TROUBLE WHEN SHE THREATENS TO BEAT UP CARTMAN AFTER SCHOOL. NO MATTER HOW FIRED UP WENDY IS, ALL BETS ARE ON CARTMAN. EVERYBODY KNOWS A GIRL CAN’T FIGHT A BOY AND WIN.

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Currently, South Park Studios is hosting “Six Days to South Park,” a behind-the-scenes mini-doc depicting how the series, well known for its ability to be extremely topical, is made from start to finish in under a week.

Read the complete Press Release @ South Park Studios

Note:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 15th, 2008 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

The Cult of Eric Cartman – Revelations

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South Park: Season 12 Episode 8 – “The China Probrem”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 8 – “The China Probrem”
Cartman must confront the Chinese alone while the American people are haunted by the memory of recent tragic events.
Original Air Date: 2008-10-08

Watch “The China Probrem” Uncensored Version here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

Preview “The China Probrem” here (“Cartman’s Rough Ride” – Cartman takes a beating).

Preview “The China Probrem” here (“We Did Nothing” – Kyle and Stan Argue).

Note:

From Comedy Central Press Release:

CARTMAN HAS THE SOLUTION TO THE CHINA PROBLEM WHEN ALL-NEW EPISODES OF “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERE ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

All-New Season 12 Episodes Available Uncensored On iTunes, xBox LIVE, Amazon Video On Demand And SouthParkStudios.com

NEW YORK, October 6, 2008 – Cartman SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY PERSON AWARE OF THE GATHERING THREAT the Chinese pose TO THE United States in an all-new episode of South Park entitled, “The China Probrem”.

Fresh off an Emmy® win for the “Imaginationland” trilogy, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, October 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL,

After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 8th, 2008 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

  • Australia
  • Denmark
  • Finland
  • France
  • New Zealand
  • Norway
  • Sweden
  • U.K.

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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View The Cult of Cartman trailer here.

The Cult of Cartman @ South Park Studios

The DVD features:

  • 12 Eric Theodore Cartman episodes,
  • 12 Original Life Lessons Introduced by Eric Theodore Cartman
  • Exclusive Cult of Cartman Membership Card and Sticker

Episode listings:

  1. Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5/July 11, 2001)
  2. Awesom-O (Season 8/April 14, 2004)
  3. The Death of Eric Cartman (Season 9/April 13, 2005)
  4. Cartoon Wars Part I (Season 10/April 5, 2006)
  5. Cartoon Wars Part II (Season 10/April 12, 2006)
  6. Le Petite Tourette (Season 11/October 3, 2007)
  7. Tonsil Trouble (Season 12/March 12, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  8. Eek, A Penis! (Season 12/April 9, 2008 – first time on DVD)-
  9. Cartmanland (Season 5/July 25, 2001)
  10. Up The Down Steroid (Season 8/March 24, 2004)
  11. Super Fun Time (Season 12/April 23, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  12. Ginger Kids (Season 9/November 9, 2005)

Also available, South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season

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Apple’s Juvenile Behavior and Microsoft’s Admissions

What if you have a lot of things to say about certain ad campaign, but don’t really want to talk about it?

Is Microsoft’s ad campaign any effective? If you’re Paul Thurrott, then you’d jump up and down to celebrate. The point is that Microsoft wants people to talk about it. Sure that Microsoft is copying John Hodgman’s character from Apple’s “Get A Mac” ads. Effectively Microsoft admits that Apple’s juvenile “accusation” is true.

Does anyone still remember the what Apple said back in 2006?

Seriously, someone or some giant software company fell into a trap.