South Park: Season 13 Episode 1 – “The Ring”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 1 – “The Ring”
Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers’ concert where they each get purity rings.
Original Air Date: 2009-03-11

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Preview “The Ring” here (“Kenny’s New Girlfriend” – The boys discuss Kenny’s new girlfriend.)

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Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

“The Ring” Uncensored Version will be available for streaming on
March 11th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
KENNY PUTS ON A PURITY RING
IN THE 13th SEASON PREMIERE OF “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL


NEW YORK, March 9, 2009 –KENNY AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND GO TO A JONAS BROTHERS’ CONCERT in the 13th season premiere of “South Park” titled, “The Ring.”
“South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Thinking it’s his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers Concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give them purity rings.

Note:

  • Jonas Brothers according to Wikipedia.
  • Purity Rings according to Wikipedia.
  • The Ring” on Wikipedia.
  • TGIF
  • Mr. Slave
  • Netflix
  • Grey’s anatomy
  • Jonas Brothers “I’ve Got A Ring”
  • Mickey Mouse
  • Catcher in The Rough
  • “Jonas Brothers hot foams on the face.”
  • Jonas Brothers The 3D Concert Experience
  • Dreamworks
  • Red Rocks
  • Diatribe against Christianity
  • Valhalla
  • Syphilis
  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on March 11th, 2009. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • “The Ring” uncensored version will be available purchase starting March 15th, 2009 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday March 11th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for “The Ring” (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday March 11 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday March 12 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday March 12 2009 10:00PM
  • Friday March 13 2009 12:00AM
  • Friday March 13 2009 02:30AM
  • Saturday March 14 2009 12:30AM
  • Monday March 16 2009 10:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

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South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

South Park Season 13 Premieres March 11th, 2009.

South Park Season 13 is set to premiere on Wednesday March 11th, 2009 in High-Definition (wherever available).

As usual, new episode will be available for streaming the same day it premieres at South Park Studios. The episode will be made available on Amazon, iTunes Store and Xbox Marketplace days after it premieres.

Please check back for more info on South Park Season 13 Premiere Episode. We’re expecting some info on late Saturday night or Sunday.

p.s.

South Park Season 12 DVD and Blu-Ray will be released on March 10th, 2009. YOU WILL BUY IT!

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Leo Laporte To Guest On Adam Carolla Podcast

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UPDATE 2:
Get the episode here or subscribe to Adam Carolla Podcast on iTunes.

UPDATE:
The taping was moved to 2:30PM

Leo Laporte is set to be the guest of Adam Carolla Podcast on Wednesday March 4th, 2009 at 3-4PM Pacific time. As usual, Laporte is scheduled to broadcast the taping at live.twit.tv.

Adam Carolla Radio Show was recently taken off the air by CBS Radio due to format changes, has taken his show straight to the fans through podcasting. Carolla is still under contract with CBS Radio until the end of 2009; this means Carolla can not put any advertising on his podcast. One notable change from the syndicated radio show, the podcast is not bound by FCC rules; thus no bleeps would be used. Subscribe to Adam Carolla Podcast on iTunes.

Adam Carolla
http://carollaradio.com/

Leo Laporte
http://twit.tv/

Adam Carolla Podcast Tops iTunes Store.

It took less than a week after its debut, Adam Carolla Podcast tops iTunes Store Podcast Chart.

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The recently laid-off by CBS Radio, Adam Carolla brings his shows exclusively on podcast. Recorded from Carolla’s own home, the podcast should help fans of the show from grieving from the show cancellations. Carolla is actually still under contract with CBS Radio until the end of 2009, thus the podcast will be commercial free. Since it is no longerbroadcasted on terrestrial radio, the show is no longer bound by FCC rules. That means no more bleeping and more swearing. Take that, FCC!

Leo Laporte mentioned Adam Carolla Podcast on TWiT 184.

For more Adam Carolla, head to:

http://carollaradio.com/

Futurama: Into The Wild Green Yonder

The fourth installation of Futurama DVD Movies is released. Futurama: Into The Wild Green Yonder is available in DVD and Blu-Ray. What will happen after? Nobody knows, except for Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. Maybe Billy West and John DiMaggio know something.

Get it at your local retail store or buy it from Amazon.com:

For more fun, visit ILoveBender.com or send Bender an email (bender@ilovebender.com).

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy Futurama DVD and Blu-ray, I can buy a Blu-ray player to play Futurama Blu-ray.” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Darren Carter: Pictures from The Ice House

Darren Carter was recording his second CD at The Ice House Comedy Club in Pasadena on February 13th, 2009. Carter performed and recorded two sold out shows that cold and rainy night. Slated for June 2009 release, the yet untitled CD is now going into post productions. In the meantime, Carter will be performing at Funny Bone in Cincinnati, Ohio this weekend.

A few pictures of Darren Carter performing at The Ice House Comedy Club:

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Stay tuned for more news on Darren Carter new CD here and Darren Carter’s sites.

www.darrencarter.com
Darren Carter WordPress Blog
Darren Carter’s MySpace Page

Laugh Factory Long Beach: My Funny Valentine

February 14th, 2009.

Laugh Factory Long Beach had two sold out shows on one of the most ridiculously made up day of the year, Valentine’s Day. Patrons were lining up outside the venue, waiting to be seated. Temperature was steadily dropping as the night rolled on. The first show was scheduled to go on 7:45 PM, and the host of the show didn’t get to take the stage an hour later. Darren Carter was one of the comics to perform on the first show. Having just recorded his second live CD the night before, Carter entertained the audience with his staple bits.

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The audience for the second show started lining up outside the venue shortly after the first show started. The second show started close to 11:00 PM, 85 minutes later than scheduled. Last minute line-up changes took some of the fans by surprise as some of them came to the show to see certain comics. Some fans expressed their disappointments when they found out the comic they came to see were seemingly replaced at the last minute. Jill-Michele Meleán was scheduled to host the second show only to be replaced by Frazer Smith without explanations. Meleán ended up hosting Midnight Show at Laugh Factory Hollywood.

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Overall, the night was a smashing success. The Valentine crowds were entertained and the venue had two huge sold out shows. There are a lot of wrinkles for Laugh Factory to iron out to make itself the destination for attraction in the Long Beach area. Laugh Factory Long Beach is no stranger to last minute line-up changes. On its grand opening show, many comics were advertised but ended up absent from the show.