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South Park: Season 13 Episode 9 – “Butters’ Bottom Bitch”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 9 – “Butters’ Bottom Bitch”
Original Air Date: 2009-10-14
“Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won’t make fun of him anymore.”

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“Butters’ Bottom Bitch” will be available for streaming on October 14th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time.

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Preview “Butter’s Bottom Bitch” here (“Butters Prepares” – Butters gets ready while the boys encourage him.)

Starting October 7th, 2009 South Park Studios is running a contest and one winner will be immortalized in one South Park Episode. For more information, read it all here. The Official Rules can be obtained here.

NOTE: The Aliens will only be visible in the broadcast version. That means you either have to watch it on TV or find it somewhere else (like MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com).

South Park Citizen

Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

South Park: Season 13 Episode 9 will be available for streaming on October 14th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:

Butters Puckers Up In An All-New
“South Park” premiering on Wednesday, October 14 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central

New York, October 12, 2009 – Prostitution is on the rise in “South Park” in an all-new episode titled, “Butters’ Bottom Bitch,” premiering on Wednesday, October 14 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class.

Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on Prostitution in South Park.

Butters Puckers Up In An All-New
“South Park” premiering on Wednesday, October 14
at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central
New York, October 12, 2009 – Prostitution is on the rise in “South Park” in an all-new episode titled, “Butters’ Bottom Bitch,” premiering on Wednesday, October 14 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class.
Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on Prostitution in South ParkButters Puckers Up In An All-New

Notes:

  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on October 14th, 2009. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) – Official Site | Wikipedia
  • ACORN Housing Corporation – Site
  • ACORN in News – Google News
  • ACORN: Undercover Video Controversy (2009) – Wikipedia
  • “Butter’s Bottom Bitch” at Wikipedia.
  • “Butter’s Bottom Bitch” uncensored version will be available purchase starting 17th, 2009 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 7th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 13 Episode 9 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday October 14 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday October 15 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday October 15 2009 10:30PM
  • Sunday October 18 2009 11:00PM
  • Monday October 19 2009 02:00AM
  • Wednesday October 21 2009 12:00AM
  • Wednesday October 21 2009 09:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Available October 13th, 2009; Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s latest money grabbing scheme (as explained by Comedy Central) :

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South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut [Blu-ray]

Blu-ray Features:

  • Commentary by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
  • Music Video: “What Would Brian Boitano Do”
  • 3 Theatrical Trailers
  • BD Live Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Trailer

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Now Available:

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South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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South Park: Season 13 Episode 8 – “Dead Celebrities”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 8 – “Dead Celebrities”
Original Air Date: 2009-10-07

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“Dead Celebrities” will be available for streaming on October 7th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time.

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Preview “Dead Celebrities” here (“Tell Me Your Secret” – Ike has a secret.)

Download Wallpaper for this episode.

Starting October 7th, 2009 South Park Studios is running a contest and one winner will be immortalized in one South Park Episode. For more information, read it all here. The Official Rules can be obtained here.

NOTE: The Aliens will only be visible in the broadcast version. That means you either have to watch it on TV or find it somewhere else (like MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com).

South Park Citizen

Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

“Dead Celebrities” will be available for streaming on October 7th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site likeMrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
DEAD CELEBRITIES ARE HAUNTING IKE.
ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” EPISODES BEGIN
ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, October 5, 2009 – The boys bring in professional ghost hunters to investigate evidence of paranormal activity in the Broflovski House in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Dead Celebrities,” premiering on Wednesday, October 7 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He’s freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won’t leave Ike alone.

Notes:

  • “Dead Celebrities” is the eight and mid-season premiere episode of South Park Season 13.
  • In Summer 2009, there were numbers of high profile celebrity deaths including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Walter Cronkite, DJ AM, Patrick Swayze and Michael Jackson.
  • Chipotle Mexican Grill – Official Sites | Wikipedia
  • Ghost Hunters (T.V. Show) – Official Site | Wikipedia
  • Purgatory – Wikipedia
  • Tiny Miss Pageant – Official Site
  • Michael Jackson is buried in Forest Lawn Cemetery, Hollywood, CA; as referenced in this screenshot.
  • This episode parodies of “The Sixth Sense” as shown in the preview.
  • “Dead Celebrities” at Wikipedia.
  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on October 7th, 2009. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • “Dead Celebrities” uncensored version will be available purchase starting 10th, 2009 atAmazon.com and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 7th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for “Dead Celebrities” (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday October 7 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday October 8 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday October 8 2009 10:30PM
  • Sunday October 11 2009 11:00PM
  • Monday October 12 2009 03:00AM
  • Wednesday October 13 2009 03:00AM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such asMrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors likeAmazon.com or iTunes Store.

——-

Available October 13th, 2009; Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s latest money grabbing scheme (as explained by Comedy Central) :

southpark_biggerlongeruncut_bluray

South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut [Blu-ray]

Blu-ray Features:

  • Commentary by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
  • Music Video: “What Would Brian Boitano Do”
  • 3 Theatrical Trailers
  • BD Live Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Trailer

——-

Now Available:

soutpark_season12

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

——-

Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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Symantec + Dokken = What The Chicken?

We all know that Dokken rhymes with Rockin’, but we don’t know what the chicken Symantec is really thinking about.

Don Dokken and Mick Brown are the only two original members of this burnt-out 80’s Metal band. Even without Jeff Pilson and George Lynch, Dokken will keep on Rockin’.

OK, that’s enough nonsense from me.

Dokken

Symantec

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FSF: Microsoft’s Windows 7 Deadly Sins

No! It is not FFS. It’s FSF. It stands for Free Software Foundation.

It’s “Free” as in Liberty, noat as in free beer.

As much as I believe that there are a lot of Hippies out there involved in the Free Software Foundation, I still wonder why I’m making this very statement.

Let’s get to the main story. As I read an RSS item from Slashdot (lots of Hippies are frequenting this site), one really caught my short attention span. Well because it is on the top of the RSS feed and the only unread items at that moment. I was previously offended by the troll-behavior of Microsoft P.R. team (Paul Thurrott, Ed Bott and  Mary Jo Foley with the addition of Randall C. Kennedy) as described by Tom Reetsman. By the way, Reetsman (via The Small Wave) just posted his take on Thurrott’s rants against anything that is not Microsoft; specifically Apple. Well, at least Thurrott has one loyal supporter (an accomplice *cough*) defending everything Thurrot said and attacking the non-Microsoft company (namely Apple in this article).

Oh where was I? I told you my attention span was short.

Free Software Foundation, Inc. has created a site titled “Windows 7 Sins – The case against Microsoft and proprietary software.”
http://windows7sins.org/

Don’t worry Apple haters, they mentioned “proprietary software.” Apple does make proprietary software, therefore guilty by association. I bet that Thurrott is trying hard to make himself look neutral by attacking other companies that make “proprietary softwares.” We all know that Thurrott lives off Microsoft’s business model.

I prefer to slack than copying and pasting the arguments brought up by FSF. I get the message, but I do not blindly agree to every single point they make. I do take advantage of many things the Open Source Community have to offer in the past and present. I am pretty sure that it will be a similar situation in the future. I do also believe that propriety was born out of necessity. I don’t mind proprietary software as long as we have other alternatives. I’m pretty sure that  Google has some kind of proprietary software. I still use Google as my main search engine; Microsoft can Bing themselves.

OK, I opted not to slack as much by echoing FSF’s argument points:

  1. Poisoning education
  2. Invading privacy
  3. Monopoly behavior
  4. Lock-in
  5. Abusing standards
  6. Enforcing Digital Restrictions Management (DRM)
  7. Threatening user security

If you feel compelled to say that there are other companies also guilty of the sins, then feel free to tell FSF about it.

To loosely quote MacBreak Weekly panel, Apple and Steve Jobs would be worse than Microsoft if they had the monopoly.

Well, I definitely need to get some sleep, no wonder this turns into a rant.

P.S. EFF – I just feel like saying it at this moment.

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Rush Limbaugh of Technology Award Goes To: Ed Bott, Paul Thurrott and Mary Jo Foley.

Congratulations to Ed Bott, Paul Thurrott and Mary Jo Foley. Well, Randall C. Kennedy you got one too. Too bad you are a disgrace to everyone with name Kennedy. As a matter of fact I believe that Jamie Kennedy is a smarter Tech Journalist than you, Randall. Wait a minute, Jamie Kennedy is not even a Tech Journalist, yet he’s still smarter than you. Not that funny but definitely smarter than you.

Anyway, once again congratulations to Ed Bott, Paul Thurrott, Mary Jo Foley and Randall C. Kennedy to win “Rush Limbaugh of Technology” Award. Calling you guys Tech Journalists are a stretch.

Note to Leo Laporte. We know that you’ve realized that you’ve made a huge mistake asking Paul Thurrott to be a part in your precious TWiT Network. Thurrott is like the curse, just like the stray. You feed him once and now he stays. (Yeah, there’s a Metallica reference)

Dump that Microsoft P.R. Weekly (disguised as Windows Weekly) podcast of yours Mr. Laporte. Get real Tech Journalists to host the show instead of the shameless hack that Thurrott is.

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This angry rant is brought to you commercial and hyperlink free by common sense.

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“RENO 911! is Canceled.

It’s official! Comedy Central cancels RENO 911! today as revealed by show creator Thomas Lennon through Twitter.

“Reno 911! was cancelled at 1:30 pm today. Won’t be wearing the shorts again.”

Fans blame show creators for killing off the Deputies.

More on this.

I talked to Carlos Alazraqui who played Deputy James Oswaldo Garcia at The Hollywood Improv on Thursday night. Alazraqui says that he never left but only one season ahead of the show itself. He also says that fans can always watch the show on re-run and DVD. In addition to that Alazraqui will be hitting the road with Cedric Yarbrough (Deputy S. Jones) for the coming months.

p.s. Trying to get Cedric Yarbrough to say a few words about RENO 911! and his current projects. Stay tuned!