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South Park: Season 13 Episode 14 – “Pee”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 14 – “Pee”
The boys’ fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly.
Original Air Date: 2009-11-18

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“Pee” will be available for streaming on November 18th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time.

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Preview “Pee” here (“Going To The Water Park” – Cartman is so happy about going to the water park he can’t control himself.)

Starting October 7th, 2009 South Park Studios is running a contest and one winner will be immortalized in one South Park Episode. For more information, read it all here. The Official Rules can be obtained here.

NOTE: The Aliens will only be visible in the broadcast version. That means you either have to watch it on TV or find it somewhere else (like MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com).

South Park Citizen

Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

“Pee” will be available for streaming on November 18th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
GLOBAL CATACLYSM AT THE WATER PARK IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, November 16, 2009 – The boys are super excited to spend the day at Pipi’s Splash Town but there is danger at every turn in an all-new “South Park” titled, “Pee,” premiering on Wednesday, November 18 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.

Notes:

  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on November 18th, 2009. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • “Pee” at Wikipedia.
  • Spoof on “2012” the movie.
  • NASA FAQ on 2012.
  • 2012: End Of The World? (Information is Beautiful).
  • South Park: Season 13 Episode 14 uncensored version will be available purchase starting November 21st, 2009 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday November 11th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 13 Episode 14 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday November 18 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday November 19 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday November 19 2009 9:30PM
  • Sunday November 22 2009 11:00PM
  • Monday November 23 2009 02:30AM
  • Tuesday November 24 2009 10:30PM
  • Wednesday November 25 2009 09:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Available October 13th, 2009; Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s latest money grabbing scheme (as explained by Comedy Central) :

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South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut [Blu-ray]

Blu-ray Features:

  • Commentary by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
  • Music Video: “What Would Brian Boitano Do”
  • 3 Theatrical Trailers
  • BD Live Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Trailer

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Now Available:

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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South Park: Season 13 Episode 13 – “Dances With Smurfs”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 13 – “Dances With Smurfs”
Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.
Original Air Date: 2009-11-11

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“Dances With Smurfs” will be available for streaming on November 11th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time.

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Preview “Dances With Smurfs” here (“I’m Asking Questions” – Stan is not happy with the content of Cartman’s new book.)

Starting October 7th, 2009 South Park Studios is running a contest and one winner will be immortalized in one South Park Episode. For more information, read it all here. The Official Rules can be obtained here.

NOTE: The Aliens will only be visible in the broadcast version. That means you either have to watch it on TV or find it somewhere else (like MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com).

South Park Citizen

Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

“The F Word” will be available for streaming on November 11th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
CARTMAN WILL NOT BE SILENCED IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, November 9, 2009 – Cartman has a daily forum for his agenda when he is chosen to do the morning announcements in an all-new “South Park” titled, “Dances with Smurfs,” premiering on Wednesday, November 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

Notes:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday November 11th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 13 Episode 12 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday November 11 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday November 12 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday November 12 2009 9:30PM
  • Sunday November 15 2009 11:00PM
  • Monday November 16 2009 02:30AM
  • Tuesday November 17 2009 10:30PM
  • Wednesday November 18 2009 09:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

——-

Available October 13th, 2009; Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s latest money grabbing scheme (as explained by Comedy Central) :

southpark_biggerlongeruncut_bluray

South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut [Blu-ray]

Blu-ray Features:

  • Commentary by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
  • Music Video: “What Would Brian Boitano Do”
  • 3 Theatrical Trailers
  • BD Live Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Trailer

——-

Now Available:

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

——-

Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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The State of Waffles Emergency

I didn’t know that there’s a Waffle shortage. I’d better write to my Senator!

At first it sounded like a joke, but apparently a Kellogg plant was closed due to Listeria fears.

The New York-based Annex Capital Management, general partner of Annex Holdings, is a private equity group.

In a written statement, Annex officials said the Gardenburger withdrawal “is not the first time that Kellogg has faced food-safety and product-quality issues.”

Annex points to September when Kellogg recalled 4,500 cases of Eggo waffles and Eggo pastries after the Georgia Department of Agriculture found listeria monocytogenes bacteria in a sample. The product had not been shipped into the marketplace and no illnesses were reported, according to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

I am still looking for any news items and press releases regarding this matter; only found a few.

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Microsoft Canceled Windows 7 Family Guy Special.

According to CNET News, All Things Digital and many others; Microsoft has cancelled the Windows 7 Family Guy Special (Infomercial).

In a statement, a Microsoft representative said the show–a variety show to be done by Alex Borstein and Seth MacFarlane–was not “a fit with the Windows brand.” Microsoft had hoped to use the show to tout its just-released Windows 7 operating system.

Seriously, what is Microsoft worrying about?

So far, the Windows 7 Family Guy snipets have been universally deemed as unfunny by viewers. All the available clips are nothing but re-dubbed Family Guy scenes with horrible lip-sync. There are nothing funny in the dialogues.

Maybe Microsoft just found out that Seth McFarlane is a hardcore Mac user.

Actually Microsoft said that they finally saw an episode of Family Guy and were horrified with the off-the-wall jokes in the series. Seriously, no one in Microsoft ever heard or watched Family Guy? I don’t believe that. Seth took no prisoners. I wonder if he get to keep the money he took.

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South Park: Season 13 Episode 11 – “Whale Whores”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 11 – “Whale Whores”
Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world’s whales and dolphins.
Original Air Date: 2009-10-28

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“Whale Whores” will be available for streaming on October 28th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time.

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Preview “Whale Whores” here (“It’s The Japanese!” – Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack the Denver Aquarium.)

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Starting October 7th, 2009 South Park Studios is running a contest and one winner will be immortalized in one South Park Episode. For more information, read it all here. The Official Rules can be obtained here.

NOTE: The Aliens will only be visible in the broadcast version. That means you either have to watch it on TV or find it somewhere else (like MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com).

South Park Citizen

Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

“Whale Whores” will be available for streaming on October 28th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
THE JAPANESE ARE KILLING DOLPHINS AND WHALES
IN AN ALL NEW “SOUTH PARK”
PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, October 26, 2009 – The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world’s dolphins and whales in an all-new “South Park” titled, “Whale Whores,” premiering on Wednesday, October 28 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

Notes:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 28th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 13 Episode 11 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday October 28 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday October 29 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday October 29 2009 9:30PM
  • Sunday November 01 2009 11:00PM
  • Monday November 02 2009 02:30AM
  • Tuesday November 03 2009 10:30PM
  • Wednesday November 04 2009 09:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

——-

Available October 13th, 2009; Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s latest money grabbing scheme (as explained by Comedy Central) :

southpark_biggerlongeruncut_bluray

South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut [Blu-ray]

Blu-ray Features:

  • Commentary by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
  • Music Video: “What Would Brian Boitano Do”
  • 3 Theatrical Trailers
  • BD Live Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Trailer

——-

Now Available:

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

——-

Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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South Park: Season 13 Episode 10 – “W.T.F.”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 10 – “W.T.F.”
After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.
Original Air Date: 2009-10-21

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“W.T.F.” will be available for streaming on October 21st, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time.

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Preview “W.T.F.” here (“Wrestling is Awesome” – After seeing a live wrestling match, the boys find their true calling in life.)

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Starting October 7th, 2009 South Park Studios is running a contest and one winner will be immortalized in one South Park Episode. For more information, read it all here. The Official Rules can be obtained here.

NOTE: The Aliens will only be visible in the broadcast version. That means you either have to watch it on TV or find it somewhere else (like MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com).

South Park Citizen

Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

“W.T.F.” will be available for streaming on October 21st, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
THE BOYS GO TO THE WWE FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN AN ALL NEW “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, October 19, 2009 – After attending a WWE MATCH, the boys ALL WANT TO BE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS in an all-new “South Park” titled, “W.T.F.,” premiering on Wednesday, October 21 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out THE KIND OF WRESTLING THEY TEACH AT SCHOOL IS not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.

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“South Park” premiering on Wednesday, October 14
at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central
New York, October 12, 2009 – Prostitution is on the rise in “South Park” in an all-new episode titled, “Butters’ Bottom Bitch,” premiering on Wednesday, October 14 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class.
Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on Prostitution in South ParkButters Puckers Up In An All-New

Notes:

  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on October 21st, 2009. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • “W.T.F.” is short for “Wrestling Takedown Federation” as revealed in the episode.
  • Cartman is Rad Russian and Bad Irene.
  • Butters is Triceratops.
  • Jimmy is Sgt. Hammerclaw.
  • Kyle is Juggernaut.
  • Token is Congo.
  • Kenny is El Pollo Loco.
  • Stan is Stan The Man.
  • An iPhone makes an appearance in the show.
  • Vince McMahon.
  • “W.T.F.” at Wikipedia.
  • Just in case you wonder what the f “WTF” is, Wikipedia has a short but informative article.
  • South Park: Season 13 Episode 10 uncensored version will be available purchase starting 24th, 2009 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 21st, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 13 Episode 9 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday October 21 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday October 22 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday October 22 2009 9:30PM
  • Sunday October 25 2009 11:00PM
  • Monday October 26 2009 02:30AM
  • Wednesday October 28 2009 12:00AM
  • Wednesday October 28 2009 09:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

——-

Available October 13th, 2009; Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s latest money grabbing scheme (as explained by Comedy Central) :

southpark_biggerlongeruncut_bluray

South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut [Blu-ray]

Blu-ray Features:

  • Commentary by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
  • Music Video: “What Would Brian Boitano Do”
  • 3 Theatrical Trailers
  • BD Live Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Trailer

——-

Now Available:

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South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

——-

Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.