“It was so six minute ago.”
Sheltered College Freshman will wash your truck clean.
UPDATE 2013-09-25
Kerin Portillo Reddit AMA
Found her, the Sheltered College Freshman on I-710 in Long Beach. She will wash your truck clean.
The stock photo used on the billboard can be found at dreamstime.com, titled Bikini Woman Smiling.
Her picture on the billboard is also from the same set featured at Know Your Meme: Sheltered College Freshman
cReddit: Kerin Portillo
Apple haters already hate the soon to be introduced new iPad.
Our resident psychic sent us a few thoughts telepathically stolen from well known Apple haters. Did I say stolen? NO! I said “telepathically stolen”!
Apple hater extra-ordinaire and Microsoft cheerleader/secret employee Paul Thurrott has finished bashing the next iPad. Comparing it to the “so mind-blowingly awesome” Windows 8 tablets. Thurrott insists that the new iPad does not have Metro interface, therefore it is so boring, stale and outdated. In addition to that Thurrott chides Apple for doing a miniscule update to the iPad. “Nothing revolutionary” says Thurrot, but then he added “I’m going to get one so people see that I do not hate Apple.”
Secret Apple hater and Chief TWiT Leo Laporte is still bitter over being Gizmodo-ed by Apple. “I have undisputedly the most popular Apple-news podc….. netcast out there. I also have millions of listeners on my AM Radio show.” Laporte also insists that Apple’s closed-ecosystem of iOS devices is bad; as he waves the flag of Open Source Software. “Android is an Open Source Project. I support Open Source! Open Source is the way to go.” Speaking of supporting Open Source Software, Laporte proceeds to bash WordPress and promotes the not-Open-Sourced SquareSpace.
Rob Enderle is currently having mini strokes while calling the next iPad that he has not even seen an overpriced hipster status symbol.
Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer proclaims that Windows 8 Tablet is already years ahead of any iPads. Balmer then says: “The iPad does not run Windows 8; not the current ones, not the next one. Everybody will flock to Microsoft Store and buy Windows 8 tablet instead of iPad!” Balmer then throws a few chairs at random directions.
Gizmodo is calling the next iPad a huge fail of a gadget. Gizmodo says that they don’t need to be invited to any Apple events. They don’t care about Apple products. They only cover it because their readers want to know about Apple products. Gizmodo prepares to scour live reports from other sites and have a pretend live coverage.
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First World Problem: Netflix Unavailable
It’s late at night and you have trouble sleeping. You think about watching something on Netflix. Then you see this message:
Netflix is currently unavailable. Please check your Internet connection, or go to www.netflix.com/support for more information. (108)
First World Problem at its best.
The Lighter Side of Insomnia: “Sneak Peak” @StealthMountain
Creddit where credit is due.
“Sneak Peek” is also known as “teaser” and ” special preview”; yet it is often misspelled as “Sneak Peak”. Those who use Twitter be forewarned, @StealthMountain will sneak on you and correct you. So I purposely tweeted:
I just want to say: “Sneak Peak”
Then @StealthMountain replied:
@iVeryAm I think you mean “sneak peek”
Nothing much said on http://stealth-mountain.blogspot.com/.
p.s. This post will be automatically tweeted, and we’ll see if Stealth Mountain would reply.
How to properly spend $1,650.
Creddit where credit is due.
How would you properly spend $1,650? Here’s an idea: spend it on this item on Amazon.com.
Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant – 55 Gallon – $1,495.00
Don’t forget to read the comments.
With sales tax and $20.95 shipping & handling, the total is $1,646.76
That’s not the early 2011 iMac picture you’re looking at.
Apple releases iMac EFI Update 1.7 with a glorious Bondi iMac picture on the description page.
I still have a bondi iMac somewhere in the storage room.