Apple Fake News: Something Code-named “Rabbit”

This just in! Since I can’t really explain what it is without springing all the traps set by Steve Jobs and his henchpersons, I’d have to use some other words that came to mind to describe what Apple is planning to unveil on September 9th  “Let’s Rock” event. That was such a run-on sentence.

Anyway, the first word that came to mind is “rabbit” when the imaginary Apple employee “accidentally” revealed the “mystery” product.

Remember that this is “fake” and don’t even think that it is real.

Yerba Buena Center For The Art – Apple “Let’s Rock”

The presence of Apple at the Yerba Buena Center For The Art can be seen through the giant poster for the event and Apple Security team all around the building.

The crews are putting some finishing touches on the venue. The camera crews are already put in place. Some closed circuit TV are being tested.

The products are said to be delivered sometimes in late Monday evening.

Can’t really tell you what they are yet.

Made-Up Rumor: Apple to Announce Completely New Product on “Let’s Rock” Event

UPDATE: 2 pictures from September 07th, 2008 are added.

Here I am somewhere in the Bay Area not too far from Apple’s HQ (Cupertino) digging for something that technically doesn’t exist. After meeting with an imaginary Apple Employee, I was shown an imaginary product from Apple that might be making its debut at the “Let’s Rock” event on September 9th, 2008. The imaginary Apple Employee who does not resemble Phil Schiller at all, told me that the new product would be made available for retail as early as this Holiday Season, if not it would make its debut in MacWorld San Francisco 2009 (January 5-9, 2009).

A short trip (well, it’s not that short) to Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco reveals some clue on what the “Let’s Rock” event is all about. Unfortunately, no products seems to be present at the venue today (Saturday). The imaginary Apple employee mentions that it is not all about the iPod, there’s something more. As a matter of fact, Apple’s creative team are currently brainstorming on a new catch phrase to replace the now classic “One More Thing” slogan. Allegedly, Steve Jobs would not do the “ultra-secret-encore” to introduce the new product if they can’t come up with the new catch phrase. All I can say is: “WOW!”

I have about 24 more hours to sneak around and find out more about Apple “Let’s Rock” event. I’ll be reporting more fake rumors (*wink* *wink*) about the event soon.

All in all I was having fun using the iPhone on the Lombard Street just like what Apple did.

UPDATED: 2008.09.06 20:04 Pacific Time

Microsoft Makes People Talking About Its Ad Campaign

Microsoft has released the first ad featuring Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld. According to the software giant, the ad is only the tip of the iceberg in the attempt to salvage the company’s image due to poor Windows Vista perceptions. Microsoft’s defenders are hoping the ad would fire back at Apple for all the “Get A Mac” attack ads.

One thing everyone seems to agree, the “Shoe Circus” doesn’t make any sense at all. Microsoft assures that the ad will make sense somehow as it progresses.

One thing is definitely wrong with this campaign. It makes a bad first impression. No matter what Microsoft wil unveil next, there will always be that bitter aftertaste of this first ad.

On the other hand, this ad campaign is accidentally genius, because now the series of tubes are talking about it. They say that bad publicity is stilla publicity.

Microsoft is definitely on to something, and this time they are talking about “nothing”.

Just look for “Shoe Circus” for the ad.

Family Guy Volume 6 DVD

Family Guy Volume 6 DVD is set for release on October 21st, 2008. The DVD set will include some episodes from season 5 and season 6.

Disc 1:

  • “No Meals On Wheels”
  • “Boys Do Cry”
  • “No Chris Left Behind”
  • “It Takes A Village Idiot, And I Married One”
  • “Meet The Quagmires”

Disc 2:

  • “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)”
  • “Believe It Or Not, Joe’s Walking On Air”
  • “Family Guy 100th Episode Special”
  • “Stewie Kills Lois”
  • “Lois Kills Stewie”
  • “Padre de Familia”
  • “Peter’s Daughter”

Disc 3:

  • “McStroke”

Family Guy “Blue Harvest” is not included in this volume because it is released as a stand-alone movie.

Family Guy Season 5 on Amazon Unbox – Delicious DRM is included for your protections.

Family Guy Season 6 on Amazon Unbox – Tasty DRM is included for free!

South Park, Reno 911!, Stargate Atlantis and Slipknot.

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South Park:

The second half of Season 12 is set to premiere in October 2008.

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Reno 911!:

According to Carlos Alazraqui, Reno 911! might go for the sixth season. Apparently Comedy Central and Reno 911! creators are talking about renewing the show.

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Stargate Atlantis:

Sci-Fi channel has confirmed that they will not be renewing the series after the conclusion of its fifth season. Stargate Atlantis will follow its predecessor, Stargate SG-1 to resurface in feature length movie format.

In related news, the third Stargate series titled “Stargate Universe” has gotten the green-light and will go into production for 2009 premiere.

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Slipknot:

“All Hope Is Gone” is on track to become Slipknot’s first ever #1 album on the Billboard 200 chart. Roadrunner Records are pushing hard to make this a reality.