
Can someone help me figure out which side their gas tank is on?

Can someone help me figure out which side their gas tank is on?
I went to the Apple Store this morning to exchange another bad 15-inch MacBook Pro Core Duo battery. The battery was not even detected by the MacBook Pro, but as soon as I showed it to Johnny (an Apple Genius) it worked. I was baffled until we noticed that the battery was expanding. For sure it was immediately replaced. Thanks Apple.
…and now for something completely almost random, but they are not:
There’s an elephant in the room, let’s talk about it:
OK, that’s enough of that. there are more but you can always read it somewhere else.