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Go get your free iPhone 4 Case.

As promised by Steve Jobs, Apple has started the iPhone 4 Case Program.

Here’s how you can get your free iPhone 4 case, Jerk:

  1. Download the iPhone 4 Case Program app from the App Store.
  2. Launch the app on your iPhone 4 and sign in using your iTunes Store account or Apple ID.
  3. Select your Bumper or case.

For iPhone 4 purchases made before July 23, 2010, you must apply no later than August 22, 2010; otherwise, you must apply within 30 days of your iPhone 4 purchase. To qualify for this program, you must purchase your iPhone 4 by September 30, 2010.

Read terms and conditions

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Refund program for iPhone 4 Bumper case

If you bought iPhone 4 Bumper case from Apple, you will get the refund including any taxes and shipping fees:

  • If you’re paying by credit card, Apple will automatically refund your purchase. Check your refund status here. Read terms and conditions
  • If you’re paying by cash, check, or gift card at an Apple Retail Store, return to the store with your receipt by September 30, 2010, to get your refund.
  • If you’re paying by Gift card on the Apple Online Store, Apple will automatically mail you a new gift card for the refund amount.

If you bought iPhone 4 Bumper case from an AT&T Store:
Apple will reimburse you for the purchase price of your iPhone 4 Bumper. Just fill out this rebate coupon and mail it to us by September 30, 2010. We’ll send your rebate as soon as we process your claim.

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Apple Statement on iPhone 4 refunds:

iPhone 4 Refunds
If you are not completely satisfied with your iPhone 4, you can return your undamaged iPhone 4 to any Apple Retail Store or the Apple Online Store within 30 days of purchase for a full refund. If you purchased your iPhone 4 from AT&T, you can also return it to an AT&T store.

So, what are you waiting 4?

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Apple delays White iPhone 4.

Apple says that “White models of Apple’s new iPhone® 4 have continued to be more challenging to manufacture” than they originally expected. Previously at July 16 Press Conference, Steve Jobs said that the White iPhone 4 would be available sometimes late July 2010.

What is really happening with the White iPhone 4?

John Gruber summed it up in one sentence:

Every smartphone maker has trouble manufacturing white ones. It’s an industry-wide problem.

Good one, John!

Is this really a “bad news” for Apple?

I know there are people who are holding off buying iPhone 4 because they want the White one. Apple should have just canceled the White iPhone 4 and make them buy the “more popular” iPhone 4 black models.

What in the world is Apple saying?

The availability of the more popular iPhone 4 black models is not affected.

Is this some kind of joke?

Apple, you can not say that iPhone 4 black is the more popular model. Because no one can order the White iPhone 4. Not since the pre-order day, not since the release day and certainly not since you have the statement today.

I have no idea what is really going on with the White iPhone 4 manufacturing problem. I am not a telepath. My telepath on staff is currently on a vacation and demanding not to be disturbed. This I know for sure, I am one of the people who are holding off buying an iPhone 4 because I want the White one. It seems that I’ll be using more of my Nexus One, thanks t the Wi-Fi Hotspot feature in Android 2.2 Froyo. (Moment of silence to Google Nexus One Web Store)

Now, it’s time to write a silly email to Steve Jobs.

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Apple Posts July 16 iPhone 4 Press Conference Video.

Apple posts video to the July 16 iPhone 4 Press Conference.

Free bumpers to everyone who bought iPhone 4 until September 30th, and it is effective retro-actively. Customers who purchased iPhone 4 bumpers are entitled for full rebate.

White iPhone 4 will ship in the end of July in limited quantity.

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Apple to Hold Press Conference on Friday, calling Moon Landing as a Hoax.

In the mind of many people in the world, July 16th is an important date in the History of the World. It is definitely not about some nobody’s birthday, but it is the launch date for Apollo 11 Mission. The Mission that landed Man on the Moon!

July 16th, 1969
Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin blasted off the Earth to the Moon.

July 20th, 1969
Neil Armstrong and “Buzz” Aldrin became the first and second human to step on The Moon, respectively.

These Days
Nut jobs still believe that Apollo 11 Mission was a hoax.

July 16th, 2010
Apple to hold a press conference, exposing the truth about Moon Landing Hoax. After all, it would be the one information that will take the attention away from the so called iPhone 4 Antenna Issue.

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iPhone 4, the summary.

Steve Jobs has left the stage and iPhone 4 is now officially introduced. We now know a few about iPhone 4.

iPhone 4 Release Date
iPhone 4 will go on sale on June 24th, 2010.

iPhone 4 Pre-order
Starting June 15th, 2010 Apple is taking iPhone 4 pre-orders for pickup at an Apple Retail Store or free-shipping-delivery to your location.

iPhone 4 Tech Specs

  • micro-SIM slot.
  • Storage: 16GB or 32GB
  • Color: Black or White
  • Stainless Steel and Glass construction.
  • Display: 960-by-640-pixel resolution at 326 ppi
  • Front and Rear facing cameras.
  • Three-axis gyroscope and Accelerometer
  • Dual-mic with noise suppression
  • Apple A4 Processor
  • more

Select iPhone 4 Features:

FaceTime can utilize both front and rear facing cameras for video-chat from iPhone 4 to iPhone 4 over Wi-Fi. Steve Jobs mentioned that Apple is working with carrier to allow FaceTime over the data network such as 3G.

Retina Display on iPhone 4 features 960-by-640-pixel resolution at 326 ppi combined with IPS screen. Four times the pixel count of previous iPhones.

Images are courtesy of Apple Inc.

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Apple Haters already called WWDC 2010 Keynote “a boring non-event” an hour before it even started.

Surprise, surprise!

Apple Haters Worldwide have already called the WWDC 2010 Keynote as “a boring non-event” an hour before it even started. Based on a telepathically stollen notes from Paul “Microsoft Defender” Thurrott, the only good thing about the Keynote was the announcement of inclusion of Bing into Apple’s closed ecosystem. Thurrott still insists that Microsoft Windows 7 Mobile Phone 7 number Seven already crushed the iPhone. “You still can’t get Microsoft Office and Silverlight and Zune and Steve Ballmer’s hair on the iPhone” says Thurrott. He even added that iPhone OS 4 is an evolutionary upgrade from iPhone OS 3; unlike Microsoft’s Seven Windows 7 Phone Seven Series Seven Ultra The Seventh.

Rob Enderle of The Enderle Me-Myself-and-I group is busy writing his fifth column of the day berating the upcoming WWDC 2010 Keynote. Enderle compares Apple with The Legionaire of Doomsday; similar to Legion of Doom™ but not as trademarked. Enderle believes that WWDC 2010 Keynote is a front for Apple to open a portal to free Ktulu.

Some Android hardcore fan proclaimed that the watever next iPhone be called is lame. That’s because the iPhone 4gettable doesn’t have 10-inch touchscreen and access to free market. The Android hardcore fan points out that no one can get a dedicated porn apps on the iPhone. “What’s the point having something you can touch with porn in it?”

Meanwhile, Jason Chen is sitting at home reading WWDC 2010 Keynote live coverage on other sites. Jason said: “I disassembled the next iPhone prototype, who wants to touch me?”
Eric Cartman calls Jason Chen “lame.”

There a re a lot more rants against Apple and WWDC 2010, unfortunately our telepath is taking a mandatory union break.