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South Park: Season 16 Episode 9 – “Raising The Bar”

South Park: Season 16 Episode 9 – “Raising The Bar” | video stream | iTunes | Amazon
Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn’t the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.
Original Air Date: 2012-10-03 | Press Release

Watch “Raising The Bar” stream on South Park Studios starting Wednesday October 3rd, 2012 at 11:00 p.m. Pacific Time until Tuesday October 9th, 2012.

You can search for “South Park S16E09“, but you will not find any leaks before the episode aired. You can watch the preview, though.

“Raising The Bar” Preview
“Doesn’t This Bother You?” – (Flash | MP4)

“A Hog with Pizzazz” – Honey Boo Boo tries to pick out pig with a sassy heart. (Flash | MP4)

Notes:

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios.

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Amazon has South Park DVD’s on sale this week (for the week of September 24th, 2012)

South Park: The Complete Fifteenth Season  – $19.85

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South Park: Season 15 Episode 10 – “Bass to Mouth”

South Park: Season 15 Episode 10 – “Bass to Mouth”
The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student’s confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker.
Original Air Date: 2011-10-19

Watch “Bass to Mouth” stream on South Park Studios starting Wednesday October 19th, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. until Tuesday October 25th, 2011.

You can search for “South Park S15E10“, but you will not find any leaks before the episode aired.

Preview “Bass to Mouth” here. (“How do you know?” – Someone at school is posting juicy gossip on-line.)

“Bass to Mouth” Press Release

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    South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 – “Crack Baby Athletic Association”

    The stream for this episode will be available a few hours after it premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday May 25th, 2011 10:00PM Eastern Time.

    South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 – “Crack Baby Athletic Association”
    Cartman has a new protegé. He found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.
    Original Air Date: 2011-05-25

    Watch “Crack Baby Athletic Association” at South Park Studios starting May 25th, 2011 after the episode premieres on Comedy Central. You can also buy the episode from Amazon.com and iTunes Store instead of downloading it from some random sites.

    Do not bother searching “South Park S15E05” on Google or other search engines, because “Crack Baby Athletic Association” will be available for streaming on May 25th 11:59PM Pacific Time. Well, as long as you are using US IP address.

    Preview “Crack Baby Athletic Association” here (“Hear Us Out” – Cartman discusses his plan to help out those poor babies addicted to crack.)

    “Crack Baby Athletic Association” will be available for streaming on May 18th 11:59PM Pacific Time.

    What you should do:

    • Watch “Crack Baby Athletic Association” on your TV.
    • Watch “Crack Baby Athletic Association” on South Park Studios.
    • Buy “Crack Baby Athletic Association” from Amazon.com and iTunes Store.

    What you must not do:

    Notes:

    • “Crack Baby Athletic Association” is the fifth episode of Season 15.
    • “Crack Baby Athletic Association” at Wikipedia.
    • Sarah McLachlan – Animal Cruelty Video | SPCA Commercial
    • Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow
    • EA Sports
    • Slash
    • Slash responds to South Park on Twitter.
    • Sweet Child O’ Mine
    • KFC Gravy
    • McDonald’s French Fries
    • Poutine
    • University Of Colorado, at Boulder
    • NCAA
    • The Pearl Necklace
    • “Slash is a make-belief character” just Santa Claus. Oops, you didn’t know that Santa Claus isn’t real? Forget what you’ve just read.
    • In any case that you cannot watch any episodes of South Park at South Park Studios, please be patient, Comedy Central would be really angry if you downloaded the episodes from places other than Amazon.com and iTunes Store or any online stores that generate revenue for Comedy Central. Please do not go to sites such as SouthParkFiles.com to download any of the episodes. Just because you can easily download the episodes from sites such as SouthParkFiles.com, it doesn’t mean Comedy Central say it is right.
    • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on May 25th, 2011. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
    • South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 uncensored version will be available purchase starting May 28th, 2011 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
    • Stay tuned for more info.

    Comedy Central would certainly appreciates those who help them make more money.

    From the Comedy Central Press Release:

    CARTMAN IS AT THE HELM OF A NEW BUSINESS VENTURE
    IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK”
    ON WEDNESDAY, MAY 25 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

    NEW YORK, May 23, 2011 – Crack babies are finally getting the attention they deserve in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled “Crack Baby Athletic Association”, premiering on Wednesday, May 25 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

    Cartman has a new protegé. He’s found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.

    Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman’s latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

    Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

    • Wednesday May 25 10:00PM
    • Thursday May 26 2011 12:00AM
    • Thursday May 27 2011 10:30PM
    • Sunday May 29 2011 11:30AM
    • Monday May 30 2011 02:00AM

    Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any sites such as SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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    Now available:

    South Park: Complete Fourteenth Season
    Including all the bleeps on Episode “201” and in the commentary:

    DVD | Blu-Ray

    Episode “201” is heavily censored just like its broadcast version.

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    Disclaimer

    If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

    “If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a Zoom Q3HD” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

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    Images are courtesy of South Park Studios.

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    South Park: Season 15 Episode 1 – “HUMANCENTiPAD”

    South Park: Season 15 Episode 1 – “HUMANCENTiPAD”
    Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn’t even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother
    Original Air Date: 2011-04-27


    Note: SlingPlayer Mobile for iPad is awesome.

    Watch “HUMANCENTiPAD” at South Park Studios.

    Do not bother searching “South Park S15E01” on Google or other search engines, because “HUMANCENTiPAD” will be available for streaming on April 27th 11:59PM Pacific Time. Well, as long as you are using US IP address.

    Preview “HUMANCENTiPAD” here (“Revolutionary New Product” – The HumancentiPad is introduced to the world.)

    Please check back for more South Park Episode News!

    “HUMANCENTiPAD” will be available for streaming on April 27th, 2011 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required – if you want to watch it on your iPhone, iPod touch or iPad; you’re out of luck. Steve Jobs won’t let Flash on the iProducts. On the other hand, if you’re rocking Android 2.2 Froyo, you have Flash on your phone. If you have RIM PlayBook then you can watch the stream.) instead of downloading the episode from site like SouthParkFiles.com. By the way, Microsoft wants you to know that iPad sucks and do not buy it. Microsoft also says that whatever Microsoft is putting out will be light years better than anything Apple can ever release. You can watch South Park on the Non-Existent Microsoft device, but not on the iPad. Comedy Central urges you to not click on random links from some unknown sites. Instead you should watch it on your TV, SouthParkStudios.com or buy it!

    From the Comedy Central Press Release:

    HUMANCENTiPAD IS APPLE’S REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT
    IN THE 15TH SEASON PREMIERE OF “SOUTH PARK”
    BEGINNING ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

    NEW YORK, April 25, 2011 – The latest Apple product to hit the market is revealed in the 15th season premiere of “South Park” titled, “HUMANCENTiPAD,” premiering on Wednesday, April 27 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

    Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn’t even have a regular iPad yet. He blames his mother.

    Notes:

    • “HUMANCENTiPAD” is the premiere episode of Season 15.
    • “HUMANCENTiPAD” at Wikipedia.
    • HUMANCENTiPAD refers to: iPad and Tom Six’s The Human Centipede. Wikipedia | DVD | Blu-ray
    • The elusive White iPhone 4 is rumored to be released the same day “HUMANCENTiPAD” premieres.
    • Yes it is Apple and Steve Jobs. Previously Steve Jobs appeared on “The Entity” (Season 5 Episode 11). Watch the clip here.
    • This episode is spoofing iPad and iPhone.
    • Four square and Foursquare.
    • iPhone/iPad location tracking debacle.
    • iTunes Terms and Conditions, do you read them?
    • Toshiba Handibook???
    • Best Buy.
    • Steve Jobs , President of Apple. Well, Jobs is CEO of Apple.
    • The Geniuses, spoof of Apple Genius.
    • Bean and Cheese Burrito.
    • Dr. Phil.
    • 69ingchipmunk@me.com or sixtynineingchipmunk@me.com.
    • Cuttlefish.
    • AppleCare.
    • “I Agree.”
    • In any case that you cannot watch any episodes of South Park at South Park Studios, please be patient, Comedy Central would be really angry if you downloaded the episodes from places other than Amazon.com and iTunes Store or any online stores that generate revenue for Comedy Central. Please do not go to sites such as SouthParkFiles.com to download any of the episodes. Just because you can easily download the episodes from sites such as SouthParkFiles.com, it doesn’t mean Comedy Central say it is right.
    • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on November 17th, 2010. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
    • South Park: Season 15 Episode 1 uncensored version will be available purchase starting April 30th, 2011 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
    • Stay tuned for more info.
    • I gotta rewrite the template for South Park Episode Announcement. This one is getting old.

    Public Service Announcement:

    This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on April 27th, 2011 11:59PM Pacific Time at South Park Studios. Flash Player is required even though Steve Jobs calls it a dying technology. Forget about watching the stream on your iPad. Which is really ironic since you might be able to watch it on your personal HUMANCENTiPAD.

    Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 15 Episode 1 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

    • Wednesday April 27 2011 10:00PM
    • Thursday April 28 2011 12:00AM
    • Thursday April 28 2011 10:30PM
    • Sunday May 01 2011 11:30PM
    • Monday May 01 2011 02:30AM

    Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any sites such as SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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    South Park: Season 14 Episode 5 – “200”

    I’ll update this post when I have Internet access on my computer. In the meantime I’m posting this using an iPhone.

    South Park: Season 14 Episode 5 – “200”
    The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they’ve ever ridiculed is out for revenge.
    Air date: April 14th 2010

    Watch “200” here starting April 14th, 2010.

    Preview “200” here. (“Our Day Has Come!” – South Park is hit with class action lawsuit.)

    Notes:

    • This is the South Park episode number 200, so head to SouthPark200.com.
    • Celebrities featured are Tom Cruise, Jared Fogle, Fred Savage, Steven Spielberg, Al Gore, Jimmy Buffet, Rob Reiner, George Michael, Martha Stewart, Mel Gibson, Kanye West, Oprah Winfrey, Ben Affleck, Kurt Russell, Hillary Rodham Clinton, David Blaine and more.

    “200” will be available for streaming on March 31st, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required – if you want to watch it on your iPhone, iPod touch or iPad; you’re out of luck. Steve Jobs won’t let Flash on the iProducts) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com. By the way, Microsoft wants you to know that iPad sucks and do not buy it. Microsoft also says that whatever Microsoft is putting out will be light years better than anything Apple can ever release. You can watch South Park on the Non-Existent Microsoft device, but not on the iPad.

    Episode 1405 Press Release
    From the Comedy Central Press Release:

    THE 200TH EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” IS ALL NEW
    THIS WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL?

    NEW YORK, April 12, 2010 – “EVERY celebrity THE TOWN OF SOUTH PARK HAS EVER MOCKED IS out for revenge AS THE SHOW marks ITS 200TH EPISODE titled “200,” premiering on Wednesday, April 14 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

    While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally INSULTS Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever.

    Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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    Celebrate South Park’s 200th Episode
    The 200th episode of South Park premieres April 14 and we are inviting fans to congratulate Matt and Trey and the entire South Park crew, by submitting a fan video or an image to SouthPark200.com.

    Tell us about the first time you saw South Park, talk about your favorite episode or just show off your creative skills. It can be animated, live-action, a mash-up, your drawings or whatever else you want to do to commemorate the 200th episode.

    Visit SouthPark200.com for all the info and take this chance to congratulate Trey, Matt and South Park on 200 amazing episodes.

    Check back for more info.

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    By the way,

    Available March 16th, 2010
    South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season – Uncensored

    DVD | Blu-ray

    Disclaimer

    If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

    “If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a Canon Vixia HF S21” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel

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    South Park: Season 14 Episode 4 – “You Have 0 Friends”

    South Park: Season 14 Episode 4 – “You Have 0 Friends”
    When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.
    Original Air Date: 2010-04-07

    “You Have 0 Friends” will be available for streaming on April 07th, 2010 11:59PM Pacific Time.


    Mad Money seems to be a spoof of Mad Money with Jim Cramer.

    Preview “You Have 0 Friends” here (“I’ve Got Nobody” –  Kyle needs a “friend,” and turns to Stan for help.)

    Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

    “You Have 0 Friends” will be available for streaming on March 31st, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required – if you want to watch it on your iPhone, iPod touch or iPad; you’re out of luck. Steve Jobs won’t let Flash on the iProducts) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

    From the Comedy Central Press Release:
    STAN GETS SUCKED INTO FACEBOOK IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

    NEW YORK, April 5, 2010 – Stan and Kyle have been through so much together over the years but it all means nothing if Stan won’t “friend” Kyle in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled “You Have 0 Friends,” premiering on Wednesday, April 7 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

    Kyle “friended” the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.

    Notes:

    • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on April 7th, 2010. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
    • Kenny is seen using OLPC computer.
    • Kyle is using a computer that resembles iMac G4.
    • Facebook.
    • ChatRoulette.
    • Hurt Locker.
    • Tron (1982) – Wikipedia | Amazon.com.
    • Tron Legacy (2010) – Wikipedia.
    • Cartman’s Mad Friend seems to be a spoof of Mad Money with Jim Cramer – Site | Wikipedia
    • “You Have 0 Friends” at Wikipedia.
    • South Park: Season 14 Episode 4 uncensored version will be available purchase starting April 10th, 2010 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
    • Stay tuned for more info.

    Public Service Announcement:

    This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday April 07th, 2010 at South Park Studios. Flash Player is required even though Steve Jobs calls it a dying technology. Forget about watching the stream on your iPad.

    Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 14 Episode 3 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

    • Wednesday April 07 2009 10:00PM
    • Thursday April 08 2009 12:00AM
    • Thursday April 08 2009 9:30PM
    • Sunday April 11 2009 11:00PM
    • Monday April 12 2009 02:00AM
    • Tuesday April 13 2009 10:00PM

    Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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    Celebrate South Park’s 200th Episode
    The 200th episode of South Park premieres April 14 and we are inviting fans to congratulate Matt and Trey and the entire South Park crew, by submitting a fan video or an image to SouthPark200.com.

    Tell us about the first time you saw South Park, talk about your favorite episode or just show off your creative skills. It can be animated, live-action, a mash-up, your drawings or whatever else you want to do to commemorate the 200th episode.

    Visit SouthPark200.com for all the info and take this chance to congratulate Trey, Matt and South Park on 200 amazing episodes.

    Check back for more info.

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    By the way,

    Available March 16th, 2010
    South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season – Uncensored

    DVD | Blu-ray

    Disclaimer

    If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

    “If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a Canon Vixia HF S21” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

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    South Park: Season 14 Episode 3 – “Medicinal Fried Chicken”

    South Park: Season 14 Episode 3 – “Medicinal Fried Chicken”
    Cartman’s favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.
    Original Air Date: 2010-03-31

    “Medicinal Fried Chicken” will be available for streaming on March 31st, 2010 11:59PM Pacific Time.

    Preview “Medicinal Fried Chicken” here (“Medical Marijuana Dispensary” –  Cartman is surprised to find his favorite restaurant has been turned into a medical marijuana dispensary.)

    Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

    “Medicinal Fried Chicken” will be available for streaming on March 31st, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required – if you want to watch it on your iPhone, iPod touch or iPad; you’re out of luck. Steve Jobs won’t let Flash on the iProducts) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

    From the Comedy Central Press Release:
    A MEDICINAL MARIJUANA SHOP IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

    NEW YORK, March 29, 2010 – Cartman’s favorite restaurant has been shut down and a store that sells medicinal marijuana moves in on an all-new episode of “South Park” titled “Medicinal Fried Chicken,” premiering on Wednesday, March 31 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

    State Law in Colorado says it’s legal to smoke pot if you have a physician’s reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he’s turned away because there’s absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to get a medical excuse to smoke some weed but meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.

    Notes:

    Public Service Announcement:

    This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday March 31st, 2010 at South Park Studios. Flash Player is required even though Steve Jobs calls it a dying technology. Forget about watching the stream on your iPad.

    Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 14 Episode 2 (Eastern and Pacific Time)

    • Wednesday March 31 2009 10:00PM
    • Thursday April 01 2009 12:00AM
    • Thursday April 01 2009 9:30PM
    • Sunday April 04 2009 11:00PM
    • Monday April 05 2009 02:00AM
    • Tuesday April 06 2009 10:00PM

    Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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    Celebrate South Park’s 200th Episode
    The 200th episode of South Park premieres April 14 and we are inviting fans to congratulate Matt and Trey and the entire South Park crew, by submitting a fan video or an image to SouthPark200.com.

    Tell us about the first time you saw South Park, talk about your favorite episode or just show off your creative skills. It can be animated, live-action, a mash-up, your drawings or whatever else you want to do to commemorate the 200th episode.

    Visit SouthPark200.com for all the info and take this chance to congratulate Trey, Matt and South Park on 200 amazing episodes.

    Check back for more info.

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    By the way,

    Available March 16th, 2010
    South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season – Uncensored

    DVD | Blu-ray

    Disclaimer

    If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

    “If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a Canon Vixia HF S21” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.