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South Park: Season 13 Episode 5 – “Fishsticks”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 5 – “Fishsticks”
Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time.
Original Air Date: 2009-04-08

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Preview “Fishsticks” here (“The Funniest Joke Ever!” – The boys write a joke that becomes so popular it makes late night talk shows.)

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Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

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“Fishsticks” will be available for streaming on April 8th, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net or SouthParkFiles.com.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
THE KIDS COME UP WITH THE FUNNIEST JOKE OF ALL TIME
IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, April 6, 2009 – Creative differences ruin friendships in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Fishsticks,” premiering on Wednesday, April 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

Note:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday April 8th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for “Fishsticks” (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday April 8 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday April 9 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday April 9 2009 10:00PM
  • Friday April 10 2009 12:00AM
  • Friday April 10 2009 02:30AM
  • Saturday April 11 2009 12:30AM
  • Monday April 14 2009 10:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net/SouthParkFiles.com or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

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South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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South Park: Season 13 Episode 4 – “Eat, Pray, Queef”

South Park: Season 13 Episode 4 – “Eat, Pray, Queef”
Someone plays an April Fool’s joke on the boys and it doesn’t go over well.
Original Air Date: 2009-04-01

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Preview “Eat, Pray, Queef” here (“We Want Answers!” – The boys are victims of an April Fools joke and Cartman is furious.)

Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

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“Eat, Pray, Queef” will be available for streaming on
April 1st, 2009 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
IT’S APRIL FOOLS DAY
ON AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, March 30, 2009 – THE 4TH GRADE BOYS ARE THE VICTIMS OF AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Eat, Pray, Queef,” premiering on Wednesday, April 1 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

Note:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday March 25th, 2009 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central Airing Schedule for “Eat, Pray, Queef” (Eastern and Pacific Time)

  • Wednesday April 1 2009 10:00PM
  • Thursday April 2 2009 12:00AM
  • Thursday April 2 2009 10:00PM
  • Friday April 3 2009 12:00AM
  • Friday April 3 2009 02:30AM
  • Saturday April 4 2009 12:30AM
  • Monday April 7 2009 10:00PM

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

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South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season (Uncensored) Blu-Ray Set

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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South Park: Season 12 Episode 13 – “Elementary School Musical”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 13 – “Elementary School Musical”
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
Original Air Date: 2008-11-12

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Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

You WILL Watch “Elementary School Musical” starting Wednesday November 12th, 2008 HERE!

“Elementary School Musical” Uncensored Version will be available for streaming on Friday November 14th, 2008 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

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Preview “Elementary School Musical” here (“Wouldn’t Have a Chance” – Stan doesn’t want to stand in Wendy’s way).

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
SOUTH PARK PRESENTS “ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MUSICAL” ON THIS WEEK’S ALL-NEW EPISODE WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, November 10, 2008 – The boys realize they are no longer the coolest kids in school in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Elementary School Musical” premiering on Wednesday, November 12 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn’t get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

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Note:

  • “Elementary School Musical” is the thirteenth episode of season 12, and the second to last of the season.
  • “Elementary School Musical” on Wikipedia.
  • The title is a parody of High School Musical.
  • As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at South Park Studios following the premiere on November 12th 2008. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.
  • “Elementary School Musical” uncensored version will be available purchase starting November 15th, 2008 at Amazon.com and iTunes Store.
  • Stay tuned for more info.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday November 5th, 2008 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

The Cult of Eric Cartman – Revelations

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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South Park: Season 12 Episode 11 – “Pandemic 2 – The Startling”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 11 – “Pandemic 2 – The Startling”
Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they’re stranded in the Andes Mountains.
Original Air Date: 2008-10-29

NOTE:
Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

You WILL Watch “Pandemic 2 – The Startling” starting Wednesday October 29th, 2008 HERE!

“Pandemic” Uncensored Version will be available for streaming on Friday October 31st, 2008 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

Preview “Pandemic 2 – The Startling” here (“I’m So Startled!” – The “Pandemic” continues).

From the Comedy Central Press Release:
THE PANDEMIC CONTINUES…
IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 29 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL

NEW YORK, October 27, 2008 –- Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world in the exciting conclusion of an all-new, two-part episode of “South Park” titled, “Pandemic 2 – The Startling” premiering on Wednesday, October 29 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Comedy Central.

This week, the boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family.

Note:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 29th, 2008 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

The Cult of Eric Cartman – Revelations

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Disclaimer

If you bought anything through Amazon link above, and I get some kickbacks.

“If you buy these DVD’s, I can buy a MacBook Pro” to paraphrase the great Robert Schimmel.

Images are courtesy of South Park Studios and Comedy Central.

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South Park: Season 12 Episode 9 – “Breast Cancer Show Ever”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 9 – “Breast Cancer Show Ever”
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
Original Air Date: 2008-10-15

NOTE:
Please check back on Saturday or Sunday night for more South Park Episode News!

Watch “Breast Cancer Show Ever” NOW!

“Breast Cancer Show Ever” Uncensored Version will be available for streaming on Friday October 17th, 2008 11:59PM Pacific Time. You will watch it here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

Preview “Breast Cancer Show Ever” here (“Nerdy Little Weakling” – Wendy gets in trouble).

From the Comedy Central Press Release:

CARTMAN MESSES WITH THE WRONG GIRL
IN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15 AT 10:00 P.M.* ON COMEDY CENTRAL‚

NEW YORK, October 13, 2008 – CARTMAN AND WENDY THROW DOWN in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “BREAST CANCER SHOW EVER” premiering on Wednesday, October 15 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.
WENDY GETS IN TROUBLE WHEN SHE THREATENS TO BEAT UP CARTMAN AFTER SCHOOL. NO MATTER HOW FIRED UP WENDY IS, ALL BETS ARE ON CARTMAN. EVERYBODY KNOWS A GIRL CAN’T FIGHT A BOY AND WIN.

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Currently, South Park Studios is hosting “Six Days to South Park,” a behind-the-scenes mini-doc depicting how the series, well known for its ability to be extremely topical, is made from start to finish in under a week.

Read the complete Press Release @ South Park Studios

Note:

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 15th, 2008 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

Australia, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, U.K.

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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Now Available

South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season (Uncensored) DVD Set

The Cult of Eric Cartman – Revelations

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South Park: “The Cult of Cartman – Revelations” DVD

Comedy Central is at it again, and this time they want to take your money away for something called “The Cult of Cartman – Revelations” DVD. The DVD -set will be released on October 7th, 2008. One day before new episode for the second half of Season 12 premieres; that means new episode will premiere on October 8th, 2008.

View The Cult of Cartman trailer here.

Press Release:

Cult of Cartman DVD Press Release
From the Comedy Central Press Release:
YOU KNOW HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. NOW FOLLOW HIM.
“SOUTH PARK: CULT OF CARTMAN” DVD HITS STORES ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7

For The First Time Ever, 12 Original Life Lessons Introduced By Eric Cartman

Log Onto www.southparkstudios.com/cult_of_cartman To Enter The “Cult of Cartman” Trivia Contest For A Chance To Win $10,000 And Other Cool Prizes And Also Get A Sneak Peek At Three Of Cartman’s Life Lessons
DVD Comes In Attractive Bad Ass, Cult-Like Handbook Packaging And Also Includes an Exclusive Membership Card To The Eric Theodore Cartman Society And A Sticker

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The Cult of Cartman @ South Park Studios

The DVD features:

  • 12 Eric Theodore Cartman episodes, UNCENSORED
  • 12 Original Life Lessons Introduced by Eric Theodore Cartman
  • Exclusive Cult of Cartman Membership Card and Sticker

Episode listings:

  1. Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5/July 11, 2001)
  2. Awesom-O (Season 8/April 14, 2004)
  3. The Death of Eric Cartman (Season 9/April 13, 2005)
  4. Cartoon Wars Part I (Season 10/April 5, 2006)
  5. Cartoon Wars Part II (Season 10/April 12, 2006)
  6. Le Petite Tourette (Season 11/October 3, 2007)
  7. Tonsil Trouble (Season 12/March 12, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  8. Eek, A Penis! (Season 12/April 9, 2008 – first time on DVD)-
  9. Cartmanland (Season 5/July 25, 2001)
  10. Up The Down Steroid (Season 8/March 24, 2004)
  11. Super Fun Time (Season 12/April 23, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  12. Ginger Kids (Season 9/November 9, 2005)

Also available, South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season

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South Park: Season 12 Episode 5 – “Eek, A Penis”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 5 – “Eek, A Penis”
Original Air Date: 2008-04-09

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Watch “Eek, A Penis” streaming at SouthParkStudios.

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Preview “Eek, A Penis” here.

Discuss this pre-air announcement here.

Cartman Shaves His Head

From South Park Studios: (announced on April 7th, 2008)

This Week on South Park: “Eek, A Penis!”
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was
always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

From today’s Comedy Central Press Release:

ERIC CARTMAN IS THE NEW SUBSTITUTE TEACHER
IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

Cartman has a gift for reaching the most difficult kids in the school system in an all-new episode of “South Park,” entitled “Eek! A Penis!,” premiering on Wednesday, April 9 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL.

While their regular teacher, Ms. Garrison, is busy looking for a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge. Soon after Cartman takes over, the kids’ test scores are on the rise. Cartman decides to make a difference by working with some inner-city kids whom no other teacher has been able to reach.

South Park Season 12 Episode 5 on:

  • iTunes Store – UNCENSORED (available on Saturday – April 12th, 2008)
  • Amazon Unbox (available on Saturday – April 12th, 2008)

South Park Studios and Comedy Central would like to remind you if you are looking for South Park episode, you can get it at iTunes Store, Amazon Unbox, or xBox LIVE instead of downloading the AVI or RM files off torrents from site likes mrtwig.net or southparkfiles.com. Comedy Central is so relieved that mrtwig.net is currently down. Another reminder from the Good Ol’ Comedy Central that asks everyone to stay away from southparkfiles.com, because southparkfiles.com has every single South Park episode made available in one form or another. Yeah, please do not go search for “South Park Torrent” on Google.

Remember downloading TV episodes off torrents is generally frowned upon by the TV networks. It’d be very very very wrong to download South Park episodes off torrent sites such as mrtwig.net where you can find high quality South Park episodes in AVI and RM. Please forget that you can find high quality South Park episode links on the Internet because Comedy Central would like you to purchase them. One final note, Comedy Central thanks you for purchasing South Park DVDs.

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South Park: The Imaginationland Trilogy DVD
Dubbed as “Uncensored Director’s Cut”, this DVD would include unaired scenes from the trilogy. Would the DVD set make any different since all of Season Eleven Episodes are available for purchase on iTunes Store and Amazon Unbox. Of course! The DVD is higher quality than the digital download version, and it is not crippled with DRM.

More info:

First Time Ever On DVD: Completely Uncensored And Features Audio Commentary
With Co-Creators Trey Parker And Matt Stone
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Bonus Materials Include Storyboards And
Fan Favorite Episodes “Woodland Critter Christmas” And “Manbearpig”

Imaginationland Trilogy DVD