Carlos Alazraqui: Hollywood Improv 05.16.2007

Carlos Alazraqui is scheduled to appear on Hollywood Improv, Wednesday May 16th, 2007. Carlos will be performing on the CollegeHumor.com Night, starting at 10:00PM.

Carlos Alazraqui

Don’t miss Carlos Alazraqui on Comedy Central’s Reno 911! (see your local TV listings)
Other Comedy Club Appearance:

  • May 10-12 Zanies, Chicago/Vernon Hills IL
  • May 19 The Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA (www.142throckmortontheatre.com)
  • June 29-30 Funny Farm Atlanta, GA
  • July 20-21 Comix NYC, NY
  • August 23-25 Laff Stop Houston TX
  • October 4-6 Capital City Comedy Club Austin,TX

Dates are subject to change. Please check back.

Carlos Alazraqui - Reno 911

http://www.carlosalazraqui.com/
http://www.myspace.com/89457019

South Park: Season 11 Episode 7 – “Night of The Living Homeless”

South Park: Season 11 Episode 7 – “Night of The Living Homeless”
Original Air Date: 2007-04-18

Note:

  • This episode is the finale of the first half of Season 11
  • Season 11 Episode 8 is tentatively scheduled to air on 10.03.2007 (October 03rd, 2007)
    “Details about this episode are expected to be announced at the end of September 2007” (South Park Studios)

From South Park Studios: (announced on April 15th, 2007)

Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.

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From Comedy Central Press Release:

South Park is Struggling with a Major Homeless Problem
Wednesday, April 18 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central

The homeless population is on the rise in an all-new “South Park” entitled, “Night of the Living Homeless,” premiering on Wednesday, April 18 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Comedy Central.

Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. While the adults are working on creative solutions to care for the homeless, the boys are busy solving the problem once and for all

Discussion about the episode, here.

As usual, Viacom would like you to know that they will sent takedown notice for any South Park episode footage uploaded on YouTube. So please, for the sake of Viacom; do not go to sites like mrtwig.net where you can find torrent files for high quality AVI and RM South Park episodes. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, and Viacom is suing YouTube nad essentially you. Once again, Viacom and Comedy Central do not condone downloading high Quality South Park episodes off the intraweb.

Did I say anything about not finding the torrent easily at mrtwig.net? I’m not sure if I mentioned mrtwig.net enough as the example of where not to go. Just because mrtwig.net has the link to the high quality AVI and RM torrents, doesn’t mean you have to disregard Viacom and Comedy Central wishes.

South Park Season 11 Episode 7 on iTunes Store – UNCENSORED (available on Saturday April 21th, 2007)

Meanwhile, South Park – The Complete Ninth Season DVD was released on March 06th, 2007. It includes the infamous “Trapped in A Closet” and the Emmy® Award-winning episode, “Best Friends Forever.”

South Park Studios is the official South Park site and that’s where all the new informations come from. There will be no spoilers discussed here until the episode airs.

Carlos Alazraqui: Upcoming Stand Up Dates

Carlos Alazraqui Comedy Club Appearance:

  • April 21 UNC Ashville, NC
  • May 10-12 Zanies, Chicago/Vernon Hills IL
  • May 19 The Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA (www.142throckmortontheatre.com)
  • June 29-30 Funny Farm Atlanta, GA
  • July 20-21 Comix NYC, NY
  • August 23-25 Laff Stop Houston TX
  • October 4-6 Capital City Comedy Club Austin,TX

Dates are subject to change. Please check back.

Carlos Alazraqui - Reno 911

http://www.carlosalazraqui.com/
http://www.myspace.com/89457019

South Park: Season 11 Episode 6 – “D-Yikes!”

South Park: Season 11 Episode 6 – “D-Yikes!”
Original Air Date: 2007-04-11

Notes:

  • “D-Yikes!” sounds like “dikes” (variation of “dyke”, “dike”)
  • Les Bos: An island of eastern Greece in the Aegean Sea near the northwest coast of Turkey. An important Aeolian settlement, Lesbos was noted for its lyric poets, including Sappho, in the seventh century B.C. After occupation by various powers, the island was annexed by Greece in 1913.
  • “Les Bos” Cocktail Lounge street address is 13580 (LESBO in leet-speak)
  • “Scissoring” is also known as “Tribadism
  • Parody of 300
  • Ese (soundas like essay) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ese

From South Park Studios: (announced on April 8th, 2007)

Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.

From Comedy Central Press Release:

Ms. Garrison is looking for love on an all-new “South Park” on Wednesday, April 11 at 10:00 P.M.

NEW YORK, April 9, 2007 — When Ms. Garrison is the victim of yet another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth graders in an all-new “South Park” entitled, “D-Yikes,” premiering on Wednesday, April 11 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Comedy Central.

Every time Ms. Garrison gets dumped, life becomes unbearable in the classroom. When the boys can no longer handle their teacher’s erratic mood swings and excessive homework assignments, they discover people-for-hire who can help out in any situation.

Garrison Working Out (Press Image)

Discussion about the episode, here.

As usual, Viacom would like you to know that they will sent takedown notice for any South Park episode footage uploaded on YouTube. So please, for the sake of Viacom; do not go to sites like mrtwig.net where you can find torrent files for high quality AVI and RM South Park episodes. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, and Viacom is suing YouTube nad essentially you. Once again, Viacom and Comedy Central do not condone downloading high Quality South Park episodes off the intraweb.

Did I say anything about not finding the torrent easily at mrtwig.net? I’m not sure if I mention mrtwig.net enough as the example of where not to go. Just because mrtwig.net has the link to the high quality AVI and RM torrents, doesn’t mean you have to disregard Viacom and Comedy Central wishes.

South Park Season 11 on iTunes Store – UNCENSORED (available on Saturday April 14th, 2007)

Meanwhile, South Park – The Complete Ninth Season DVD was released on March 06th, 2007. It includes the infamous “Trapped in A Closet” and the Emmy® Award-winning episode, “Best Friends Forever.”

South Park Studios is the official South Park site and that’s where all the new informations come from. There will be no spoilers discussed here until the episode airs.

South Park: Season 11 Episode 5 – “Fantastic Easter Special”

South Park: Season 11 Episode 5 – “Fantastic Easter Special”
Original Air Date: 2007-04-04

Note:

From South Park Studios: (announced on April 1st, 2007)

Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.

From Comedy Central Press Release:

It’s a “fantastic easter special” on an all-new “South Park” on Wednesday, April 4 at 10:00 P.M.

Stan refuses to decorate another Easter egg in an all-new “South Park” entitled, “Fantastic Easter Special,” premiering on Wednesday, April 4 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on Comedy Central.

Season 11 Episode 5 - Season 11 Episode 5 -

Discussion about the episode, here.

South Park Season 11 on iTunes Store – UNCENSORED (available on Saturday April 07th, 2007)

If you are looking for South Park episode, you can get it at iTunes Store instead of downloading the AVI or RM files off torrents from site likes mrtwig.net.

Remember downloading TV episodes off torrents is generally frowned upon by the TV networks or Viacom. Viacom will sue you and YouTube and Google and everyone. It’d be very very very wrong to download South Park episodes off torrent sites such as mrtwig.net where you can find high quality South Park episodes in AVI and RM. So please, do not download the episode torrent from site like mrtwig.net where the high quality AVI and RM torrents are posted within the hour after the episode aired on Comedy Central.

You may be able to find the “Fantastic Easter Special” torrent at sites like mininova, but remember that Comedy Central and Viacom don’t want you to do so.

Meanwhile, South Park – The Complete Ninth Season DVD was released on March 06th, 2007. It includes the infamous “Trapped in A Closet” and the Emmy® Award-winning episode, “Best Friends Forever.”

South Park Studios is the official South Park site and that’s where all the new informations come from. There will be no spoilers discussed here until the episode airs.

South Park: Season 11 Episode 4 – “The Snuke”

South Park: Season 11 Episode 4 – “The Snuke”
Original Air Date: 2007-03-28

“The Snuke” on CNN.com
http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=27598

Stuff from the episode:

From South Park Studios:

Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.

From today’s Comedy Central Press Release:
Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally in an all-new “South Park” on Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central Cartman suspects the new Muslim student is behind a terrorist threat in an all-new “South Park” entitled, “The Snuke,” premiering on Wednesday, March 28.

The clock is ticking as the citizens prepare for Hillary Clinton’s big campaign rally. Every minute counts as Cartman uses his own methods to interrogate the suspect. But could the plan to target Hillary Clinton be just the tip of the iceberg?

1104 - The Snuke: Hillary Clinton Press Image

South Park Season 11 on iTunes Store – UNCENSORED (available on Saturday – March 31st, 2007)

If you are looking for South Park episode, you can get it at iTunes Store instead of downloading the AVI or RM files off torrents from site likes mrtwig.net.

Remember downloading TV episodes off torrents is generally frowned upon by the TV networks. It’d be very very very wrong to download South Park episodes off torrent sites such as mrtwig.net where you can find high quality South Park episodes in AVI and RM. So please, do not download the episode torrent from site like mrtwig.net where the high quality AVI and RM torrents are posted within the hour after the episode aired on Comedy Central.

South Park: Season 11 Episode 3 – “Lice Capades”

South Park: Season 11 Episode 3 – “Lice Capades”
Original air Date: 2007-03-21

From South Park Studios:

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

South Park Season 11 Episode 3 Blowtorch Press Image

South Park Season 11 on iTunes Store – UNCENSORED (available on Saturday – March 24th, 2007)

If you are looking for South Park episode, you can get it at iTunes Store instead of downloading the AVI or RM files off torrents from site likes mrtwig.net.

Remember downloading TV episodes off torrents is generally frowned upon by the TV networks. It’d be very very very wrong to download South Park episodes off torrent sites such as mrtwig.net where you can find high quality South Park episodes in AVI and RM.