South Park: Season 12 Episode 8 – “The China Probrem”

South Park: Season 12 Episode 8 – “The China Probrem”
Cartman must confront the Chinese alone while the American people are haunted by the memory of recent tragic events.
Original Air Date: 2008-10-08

Watch “The China Probrem” Uncensored Version here (Flash Player required) instead of downloading the episode from site like MrTwig.net.

Preview “The China Probrem” here (“Cartman’s Rough Ride” – Cartman takes a beating).

Preview “The China Probrem” here (“We Did Nothing” – Kyle and Stan Argue).

Note:

From Comedy Central Press Release:

CARTMAN HAS THE SOLUTION TO THE CHINA PROBLEM WHEN ALL-NEW EPISODES OF “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERE ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

All-New Season 12 Episodes Available Uncensored On iTunes, xBox LIVE, Amazon Video On Demand And SouthParkStudios.com

NEW YORK, October 6, 2008 – Cartman SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY PERSON AWARE OF THE GATHERING THREAT the Chinese pose TO THE United States in an all-new episode of South Park entitled, “The China Probrem”.

Fresh off an Emmy® win for the “Imaginationland” trilogy, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, October 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL,

After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

Public Service Announcement:

This episode will be available for streaming after the premiere on Wednesday October 8th, 2008 at South Park Studios. Flash Player Required. Unfortunately the stream will not be available in the following countries:

  • Australia
  • Denmark
  • Finland
  • France
  • New Zealand
  • Norway
  • Sweden
  • U.K.

Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any site such as MrTwig.net or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get gold plated shark tank installed in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like Amazon.com or iTunes Store.

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View The Cult of Cartman trailer here.

The Cult of Cartman @ South Park Studios

The DVD features:

  • 12 Eric Theodore Cartman episodes,
  • 12 Original Life Lessons Introduced by Eric Theodore Cartman
  • Exclusive Cult of Cartman Membership Card and Sticker

Episode listings:

  1. Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5/July 11, 2001)
  2. Awesom-O (Season 8/April 14, 2004)
  3. The Death of Eric Cartman (Season 9/April 13, 2005)
  4. Cartoon Wars Part I (Season 10/April 5, 2006)
  5. Cartoon Wars Part II (Season 10/April 12, 2006)
  6. Le Petite Tourette (Season 11/October 3, 2007)
  7. Tonsil Trouble (Season 12/March 12, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  8. Eek, A Penis! (Season 12/April 9, 2008 – first time on DVD)-
  9. Cartmanland (Season 5/July 25, 2001)
  10. Up The Down Steroid (Season 8/March 24, 2004)
  11. Super Fun Time (Season 12/April 23, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  12. Ginger Kids (Season 9/November 9, 2005)

Also available, South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season

South Park: “The Cult of Cartman – Revelations” DVD

Comedy Central is at it again, and this time they want to take your money away for something called “The Cult of Cartman – Revelations” DVD. The DVD -set will be released on October 7th, 2008. One day before new episode for the second half of Season 12 premieres; that means new episode will premiere on October 8th, 2008.

View The Cult of Cartman trailer here.

Press Release:

Cult of Cartman DVD Press Release
From the Comedy Central Press Release:
YOU KNOW HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. NOW FOLLOW HIM.
“SOUTH PARK: CULT OF CARTMAN” DVD HITS STORES ON TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7

For The First Time Ever, 12 Original Life Lessons Introduced By Eric Cartman

Log Onto www.southparkstudios.com/cult_of_cartman To Enter The “Cult of Cartman” Trivia Contest For A Chance To Win $10,000 And Other Cool Prizes And Also Get A Sneak Peek At Three Of Cartman’s Life Lessons
DVD Comes In Attractive Bad Ass, Cult-Like Handbook Packaging And Also Includes an Exclusive Membership Card To The Eric Theodore Cartman Society And A Sticker

Read more

The Cult of Cartman @ South Park Studios

The DVD features:

  • 12 Eric Theodore Cartman episodes, UNCENSORED
  • 12 Original Life Lessons Introduced by Eric Theodore Cartman
  • Exclusive Cult of Cartman Membership Card and Sticker

Episode listings:

  1. Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5/July 11, 2001)
  2. Awesom-O (Season 8/April 14, 2004)
  3. The Death of Eric Cartman (Season 9/April 13, 2005)
  4. Cartoon Wars Part I (Season 10/April 5, 2006)
  5. Cartoon Wars Part II (Season 10/April 12, 2006)
  6. Le Petite Tourette (Season 11/October 3, 2007)
  7. Tonsil Trouble (Season 12/March 12, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  8. Eek, A Penis! (Season 12/April 9, 2008 – first time on DVD)-
  9. Cartmanland (Season 5/July 25, 2001)
  10. Up The Down Steroid (Season 8/March 24, 2004)
  11. Super Fun Time (Season 12/April 23, 2008 – first time on DVD)
  12. Ginger Kids (Season 9/November 9, 2005)

Also available, South Park: The Complete Eleventh Season

South Park: New Episode on October 8th, and Some Super Lame News

The second half of South Park Season 12 is set to premiere on October 8th 2008.

Related news: “Russia declares war on South Park, America strikes back.” Read here and here.

South Park Studios announces that due to some teritorial licensing issues, full South Park episodes will not be available in some countries. The countries affected are:

  • Australia
  • Denmark
  • Finland
  • France
  • New Zealand
  • Norway
  • Sweden
  • U.K.

South Park Studios are currently working to resolve this issue. Stay tuned for informations as the story develops.

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In related news, South Park Season 11 DVD set is now available. With classics such as “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” and “Guitar Queer-o” this season is a must have.

If you’re looking for some DVD-rip of Season 11, it is not going to be here. The internet might be your best friend (keep looking). To be honest, just buy the DVD set and you’ll be a lot happier.

Apple’s Juvenile Behavior and Microsoft’s Admissions

What if you have a lot of things to say about certain ad campaign, but don’t really want to talk about it?

Is Microsoft’s ad campaign any effective? If you’re Paul Thurrott, then you’d jump up and down to celebrate. The point is that Microsoft wants people to talk about it. Sure that Microsoft is copying John Hodgman’s character from Apple’s “Get A Mac” ads. Effectively Microsoft admits that Apple’s juvenile “accusation” is true.

Does anyone still remember the what Apple said back in 2006?

Seriously, someone or some giant software company fell into a trap.

Things You Don’t Want To Buy Used from Amazon.com

Amazon.com is one of the most popular and complicated websites in the world. It is also one of if not the biggest online retailer. Amazon.com was founded by Jeff Bezos in 1994 and went online in 1995. It started as an online book-store and now sells varieties of products such as music (CD’s), movies (DVD’s), clothing, electronics, health products and even groceries.

Amazon.com is a great place to buy used products like books, CD’s, DVD’s and electronics. Unfortunately there are certain products you don’t want to buy “used” from the online retailer.

  1. Milk
  2. Chewing Gum
  3. Toothbrushes
  4. Underwear
  5. Toilet Paper
  6. Tampons
  7. Condoms

In actuality, none of the products above are sold used, it is merely some “glitch” in the programming. It is still amusing to think that there are “used” ones available for sale.

Microsoft’s Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld Ads, It’s A Trap!

The moment Microsoft released the now confusingly popular Gates and Seinfeld ads, people has been talking about them. Even a scholar like Ryan Block, formerly of Engadget now with GDGT, disected the ads on TWiT 159. Tech sites are talking about it. Mac-centric sites are bashing it. Paul Thurrot is defending it, then again what else what would The Original Microsoft Defender (a.k.a. Paul Thurrott) would do? Blogs are talking about it. John C. Dvorak even called the ads to have some kind of kinky sex message.

Regardless of whatever the meaning of the ads, Microsoft has achieved one thing. People are talking about it!

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