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Christmas Day in 2020 is like I other Christmas. I had a blown tire on the freeway. Sitting in the shoulder waiting for AAA truck to help me install the spare tire. I tried, but the lug nuts were too tight.
I finally got home and I felt a lot better. That’s because we have just adopted two kittens.
Meowy Christmas 2020!
Merry Christmas!
By the way, it was an 86°F Christmas Day in Long Beach, California.
It is also appropriate to listen to Bad Religion‘s latest cash grab attempt titled “Christmas Songs“.
In case you missed it, VLC has a special icon for Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
NOTE: We’re not even trying to be politically correct. In the United Sates people are saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”. Each of us celebrate Christmas in our own way, be it religious os tradition. The message is still the same: presents. We spend our money buying presents for other people whether they like it or not. Commercialism, that’s what makes Christmas fun.
Illustration by someone at Almost Obvious
One of my favorite bits of all time:
Fry: Yeah, it really puts you in the Christmas spirit.
Farnsworth: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas. You know? X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean Xmas. You must be using an archaic pronunciation. Like when you say “ask” instead of “aks”.
That’s from “Xmas Story“, Futurama Season 2 Episode 8.
Happy Xmas!