2010 In Review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads “This Blog is dying just like BSD per Netcraft’s confirmations. Please stop blogging then retire. Don’t use computers anymore.

Crunchy cereals

The Earth population is closed to 7 Billion people. This blog was viewed about 3.1415926535897932 times in 2010. If it were an item at Walmart, no one would even consider buying it.

In 2010, there were 12 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 14 posts. There were 10 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 1mb. That’s about a picture per month. What a joke!

The busiest day of the year was April 22nd with 5 views, yes 5 views. What a pathetic blog. The most popular post that day was Comedy Central does not approve Uncensored version of South Park Episode 201.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were no one! Are you kidding me? No one links to this blog.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for sucky blog.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

NONE WHATSOEVER!

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Dear WordPress, you don’t have to be so mean.

The Big Four: Sonisphere Festival – Warsaw, Poland – June 16th, 2010.

For those who rocks knows that there is a bigger news than the iPhone 4; The Big Four of Metal will be together for the first time in history in Warsaw, Poland.

June 16th, 2010 will be a historic day for music. Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax are sharing the stage together.

http://pl.sonispherefestivals.com/

Megadeth Setlist:

  • Holy Wars
  • Hangar 18
  • Take No Prisoners
  • Five Magics
  • Poison Was the Cure
  • Lucretia
  • Tornado of Souls
  • Dawn Patrol
  • Rust in Peace… Polaris
  • Head Crusher
  • Sweating Bullets
  • Symphony Of Destruction
  • Peace Sells

On June 22nd, 2010 – The Big Four show will be broadcasted live to select movie theaters.
http://www.thebigfourlive.com/

http://www.thebig4sofia.com/

This Decade Doesn’t End Until December 31st, 2010.

There is no year Zero so the decade starts at year One. This means this Decade starts in January 2001 and ends in December 2010. Why do everyone calling out “The Best of This Decade” already?

Well, unless we’re talking some programming logic, we’re starting at Zero. But we never had year Zero.

Once again, the 21’s Century starts in 2001, not in 2000.

Why am I doing this?