You can only pick one!

Which one do you need more?
Toilet Papers/Bathroom Tissues or a Computer to work from home?
Decisions, decisions.
Pictured above:
- Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper
- Dell Inspiron 3470 Desktop

Celebrating 20 years of Nonsense, Powered by Natural Intelligence.
You can only pick one!

Which one do you need more?
Toilet Papers/Bathroom Tissues or a Computer to work from home?
Decisions, decisions.
Pictured above:
And now a word from our favorite robot, the lovable Bender:

Spammers are despicable, and even more despicable for using Coronavirus scare to their advantage.
They misspelled “COVID-19” as “CONVID-19”.

New Currency?

“Now Accepting Toilet Paper as Payment”
The question is how much does one roll of toilet paper worth to Allen Tire Company?
Stores are having shortages of household essentials such as toilet paper, paper towels, hand soaps, and hand sanitizers. People are waiting in line to get into Target, Big Lots and Trader Joe before these stores open.
Yes, it is getting out of hand, as many household essentials and food items are completely cleaned out of the shelves.


One night at Walmart, empty shelves for toilet papers, disinfecting wipes, hand soaps, hand sanitizers and bottled waters.
This is an the aftermath of COVID-19 Coronavirus scare. Proper information would help the masses on how to limit the transmission of this virus. One thing I don’t understand is why people are stocking up (read: hoarding) toilet papers and bottled waters.




Adam Driver

…and Adam Passenger
