South Park: Season 15 Episode 8 – “Ass Burgers”

South Park: Season 15 Episode 8 – “Ass Burgers”
Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger’s syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can’t seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again?
Original Air Date: 2011-10-05

Watch “Ass Burger” stream on South Park Studios starting Wednesday October 5th, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. until Tuesday October 11th, 2011.

Preview “Ass Burger” here. (“My Buns” – Cartman visits the nurse with some strange symptoms.)

 

“Let’s talk iPhone.” Live Coverage Links.

Let’s talk iPhone.
Tuesday October 4th, 2011 at 10:00 a.m. Cupertino time
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014

As usual, some invitees would be reporting live from the event. Live reports and coverage start by 10:00 a.m. Cupertino time. The followings are known sites that actually got the invite to the “Let’s talk iPhone.” event.

Meta-coverage:

More links will be added.

South Park returns on Wednesday October 5th, 2011.

South Park returns on Wednesday October 5th, 2011. Following the mid-season finale “You’re Getting Old“, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone is giving no clues to where the show is heading. They simply say:

Everything is about to change… or maybe not

You might want to refresh your memory by watching “You’re Getting Old” again. The episode is available at South Park Studios. All you have to do is to click the link on previous sentence. If you can’t watch it because you do not have a U.S. based IP, then please do not look for it elsewhere such as searching for “South Park You’re Getting Old download” or “South Park S15E07” on Google or other fine search engine. In all seriousness, Google is by far a better search engine. Do not believe what Steve Balmer or Paul Thurrott (both are Microsoft cheerleaders) said about Bing being a better search engine than Google. Oh, where was I?

Anyway, South Park is back…. on Wednesday October 5th, 2011.

Do not take this iPhone to the Genius Bar!

Apple’s “Let’s talk iPhone.” event is just a few days away while rumors and speculations run rampants. Would it be iPhone 4S or iPhone 5? Could it be both? All will be revealed soon.

Please take this story with a grain of salt.

Back in December 2010, a source who claimed to be not Phil Schiller told me about the next iPhone that wouldn’t be released in June-July 2011. I did ask what the “iPone 5” would be like. The answer we get was “the next iPhone” wouldn’t be out as everyone expected. Came March 2011, shortly after I bought an iPad 2 the same source reaffirmed that there wouldn’t be iPhone announcement on WWDC 2011. I tweeted this:

There will be no #iPhone5 announcement at #Apple #WWDC 2011. It is all about Mac OS X Lion. September 2011 for iPhone 5 in time for Holiday.

One little mistake I made was mentioning “iPhone 5” even though the source only said “the next iPhone”.

In May 2011, I mentioned this about the next iPhone based on what the sources “not” telling me, wink wink:

  • No, it will not be a “teardrop” design.
  • No NFC
  • No LTE

John Gruber seems to think that teardrop design is not so Apple-like design. Gruber also mentioned:

Preface: I don’t know what the new iPhone looks like. I don’t even know whether there’s only one new iPhone. The only thing I know is that there existed, months ago, “N94” prototype iPhones that looked like the iPhone 4, but which contained the iPad 2’s next-gen A5 CPU. That proves nothing, however, as I believe Apple was just as likely to build iPhone 4-lookalike prototypes whether or not they ever intended to bring them to market. Testing new internal components in disguised exteriors is an obvious strategy for a secretive company.

I truly believe that the iPhone I saw was a test unit, which looks like an iPhone 4. I assume the bumper hides the changes in the steel band. One of the iPhones below is a test unit, I won’t tell you which one though. One seems to run faster than the other. Care to take a guess?

Jokingly I asked my source if I could use the test unit and got the following reply:

Sure, you must never reveal what this iPhone is in any way. Always keep the bumper on and do not take this iPhone to the Genius Bar! By the way, you need to sign the NDA.

I was not sure if my source was joking or serious. So I told my source that I would not take the offer but I might mentioned the existence of the test unit to some select people. My source then said:

Without physical evidence, no one would believe you anyway. They are only rumors.

I realized that my source is right. I do not want the responsibility.

Until October 4th, 2011 at 10:00 A.M. Cupertino time.