{"id":9547,"date":"2013-02-04T02:49:20","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T10:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=9547"},"modified":"2013-02-04T02:49:20","modified_gmt":"2013-02-04T10:49:20","slug":"apple-and-java-how-low-can-slashdot-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2013\/02\/04\/apple-and-java-how-low-can-slashdot-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple and Java: How low can Slashdot go?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d really want to title this post: &#8220;Shit Slashdot Say&#8221; but it wouldn&#8217;t be fair to the rest of Slashdot users.<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, are there any actual Mac users other than the <a href=\"http:\/\/developers.slashdot.org\/story\/13\/02\/03\/1431227\/apple-angers-mac-users-with-silent-shutdown-of-java-7\" target=\"_blank\">one Slashdot user<\/a> imagined angered by Apple by silently shutting down Java 7? In addition to that, the posting on Slashdot was 2 days late. Oracle released <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oracle.com\/technetwork\/java\/javase\/7u13-relnotes-1902884.html\" target=\"_blank\">Java 7 Update 13<\/a> on February 1, 2013. Typical <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\/story\/01\/10\/23\/1816257\/apple-releases-ipod\" target=\"_blank\">Apple-hating<\/a> Slashdot user.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"shit-slashdot-says\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/shit-slashdot-says.jpg\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now if only Meatloaf is here to give them the &#8220;You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me!&#8221; award.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Meatloaf-is-not-amused.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Meatloaf is not amused\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Meatloaf-is-not-amused.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d really want to title this post: &#8220;Shit Slashdot Say&#8221; but it wouldn&#8217;t be fair to the rest of Slashdot users. To be honest, are there any actual Mac users other than the one Slashdot user imagined angered by Apple by silently shutting down Java 7? In addition to that, the posting on Slashdot was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2013\/02\/04\/apple-and-java-how-low-can-slashdot-go\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Apple and Java: How low can Slashdot go?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[1703,2224,2648,2713,936,3036],"class_list":["post-9547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-rants","tag-java","tag-oracle","tag-security","tag-slashdot","tag-tech","tag-trolls"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-2tZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}