{"id":9473,"date":"2013-01-21T00:04:40","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T08:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=9473"},"modified":"2013-01-21T00:04:40","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T08:04:40","slug":"iphone-math-youve-gotta-be-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2013\/01\/21\/iphone-math-youve-gotta-be-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"iPhone Math? You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am still loopy from all the sedatives the veterinarian is giving me. I have an IV in my front right leg. Even with all that I can tell if something is not right. Why would anyone report the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.macrumors.com\/2013\/01\/20\/apple-rumored-to-debut-4-8-inch-iphone-math-in-june\/\" target=\"_blank\">iPhone Math<\/a>&#8221; gibberish as news? I don&#8217;t think Apple would even codenamed an iPhone by &#8220;iPhone Math&#8221; in the lifetime of this Universe and the next few big bangs. I can come up with better fake news while I&#8217;m using my litter box.<\/p>\n<p>Shame on you for reporting this as news!<\/p>\n<p>OK, I have to get some rest. Meow!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Meatloaf-is-not-amused.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Meatloaf is not amused\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Meatloaf-is-not-amused.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am still loopy from all the sedatives the veterinarian is giving me. I have an IV in my front right leg. Even with all that I can tell if something is not right. Why would anyone report the &#8220;iPhone Math&#8221; gibberish as news? I don&#8217;t think Apple would even codenamed an iPhone by &#8220;iPhone &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2013\/01\/21\/iphone-math-youve-gotta-be-kidding-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;iPhone Math? You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[1594,1612,2567,936],"class_list":["post-9473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-rants","tag-iphone","tag-iphone-math","tag-rumors","tag-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-2sN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}