{"id":9396,"date":"2013-01-08T17:05:53","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T01:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=9396"},"modified":"2013-01-08T17:05:53","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T01:05:53","slug":"ces-2013-qualcomm-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2013\/01\/08\/ces-2013-qualcomm-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"CES 2013: Qualcomm, You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Qualcomm&#8217;s CES 2013 Keynote deserves the &#8220;You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me!&#8221; award.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Meatloaf-is-not-amused.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Meatloaf is not amused\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Meatloaf-is-not-amused.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hipsters, bad actors, horrible music (Maroon 5) and Steve Ballmer; those are just a few things that indicate what&#8217;s wrong with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theverge.com\/2013\/1\/8\/3850056\/qualcomms-insane-ces-2013-keynote-pictures-tweets\" target=\"_blank\">Qualcomm&#8217;s CES 2013 Keynote<\/a>. If only Qualcomm had Nickelback and Kanye West, then it would make everyone in Las Vegas vomit.<\/p>\n<p>Let me put it this way, me in my litter box makes a better CES Keynote than Qualcomm&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Qualcomm&#8217;s CES 2013 Keynote deserves the &#8220;You&#8217;ve gotta be kidding me!&#8221; award. Hipsters, bad actors, horrible music (Maroon 5) and Steve Ballmer; those are just a few things that indicate what&#8217;s wrong with Qualcomm&#8217;s CES 2013 Keynote. If only Qualcomm had Nickelback and Kanye West, then it would make everyone in Las Vegas vomit. Let &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2013\/01\/08\/ces-2013-qualcomm-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;CES 2013: Qualcomm, You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,3,4,6],"tags":[631,645,2448,936],"class_list":["post-9396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-journal","category-news","category-rants","tag-cat","tag-ces","tag-qualcomm","tag-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-2ry","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}