{"id":8603,"date":"2012-08-15T19:07:29","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T02:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=8603"},"modified":"2012-08-15T19:07:29","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T02:07:29","slug":"futurama-near-death-wish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/08\/15\/futurama-near-death-wish\/","title":{"rendered":"Futurama: Near-Death Wish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New Futurama Episode.<\/p>\n<p>Near-Death Wish<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Professor is deeply disturbed when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mtvnmobile.vo.llnwd.net\/kip0\/_pxn=0+_pxK=18639\/44620\/mtvnorigin\/gsp.comedystor\/com\/futurama\/season_07\/futurama_710_oldfolks_1280x720_3500_h32.mp4\" target=\"_blank\">Virtual Old Folks&#8217; Home<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"futurama_710_oldfolks\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/futurama_710_oldfolks-480x270.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Futurama Episode. Near-Death Wish The Professor is deeply disturbed when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star. Virtual Old Folks&#8217; Home &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[723,1030,1091,1223,936,3048],"class_list":["post-8603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-comedy","tag-entertainment","tag-farnsworth","tag-futurama","tag-tech","tag-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-2eL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}