{"id":8547,"date":"2012-07-27T22:40:58","date_gmt":"2012-07-28T05:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=8547"},"modified":"2012-07-27T22:40:58","modified_gmt":"2012-07-28T05:40:58","slug":"apple-your-new-tv-ads-are-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/07\/27\/apple-your-new-tv-ads-are-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple, your new TV Ads are bad and you should feel bad."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apple promotes three new TV Ads on its homepage and it can be summed up as the following:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Apple-new-tv-ads-are-bad-Zoidberg\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/Apple-new-tv-ads-are-bad-Zoidberg-480x356.jpg\" alt=\"Apple, your new TV Ads are bad and you should feel bad.\" width=\"480\" height=\"356\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Feel like watching these horrible new Apple TV Ads?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/mac\/videos\/includes\/mayday.html#tv-ads-mayday\" target=\"_blank\">Mayday<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/mac\/videos\/includes\/basically.html#tv-ads-basically\" target=\"_blank\">Basically<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/mac\/videos\/#tv-ads-laborday\" target=\"_blank\">Labor Day<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quickmeme.com\/meme\/3q9fuz\/\" target=\"_blank\">quickmeme<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/shows\/futurama\" target=\"_blank\">Futurama<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apple promotes three new TV Ads on its homepage and it can be summed up as the following: Feel like watching these horrible new Apple TV Ads? Mayday Basically Labor Day &#8212;&#8212;- quickmeme Futurama<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[263,723,1223,2018,936,3048,3299],"class_list":["post-8547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-ads","tag-comedy","tag-futurama","tag-meme","tag-tech","tag-tv","tag-zoidberg"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-2dR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}