{"id":8093,"date":"2012-05-13T21:32:19","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T04:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=8093"},"modified":"2012-05-13T21:32:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T04:32:19","slug":"note-to-self-prepare-resume-and-add-experience-in-rescuing-kittens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/05\/13\/note-to-self-prepare-resume-and-add-experience-in-rescuing-kittens\/","title":{"rendered":"Note to self: Prepare resume and add experience in rescuing kittens."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard that Yahoo! is looking for a new CEO since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/business\/la-fi-0514-yahoo-thompson-20120514,0,4602467.story\" target=\"_blank\">Scott Thompson stepped down<\/a>. I&#8217;m going to send them my resume, but not before I cleaned it up.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Remove the portion about Computer Science degree which I never went to school for.<\/li>\n<li>Remove the portion about being the CEO of a one-man-company.<\/li>\n<li>Add experience in the field of finding home for kittens.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cali wants to go home with you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_3546.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_3546\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/IMG_3546.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard that Yahoo! is looking for a new CEO since Scott Thompson stepped down. I&#8217;m going to send them my resume, but not before I cleaned it up. Remove the portion about Computer Science degree which I never went to school for. Remove the portion about being the CEO of a one-man-company. Add experience &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/05\/13\/note-to-self-prepare-resume-and-add-experience-in-rescuing-kittens\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Note to self: Prepare resume and add experience in rescuing kittens.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[355,631,1764,1795,2303,2330,2492,936],"class_list":["post-8093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-photography","tag-animal","tag-cat","tag-karma","tag-kitten","tag-pets","tag-pictures","tag-reddit","tag-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-26x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}