{"id":805,"date":"2008-06-24T00:59:12","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T08:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=805"},"modified":"2008-06-24T00:59:12","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T08:59:12","slug":"futurama-the-beast-with-a-billion-backs-has-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2008\/06\/24\/futurama-the-beast-with-a-billion-backs-has-arrived\/","title":{"rendered":"Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs has arrived"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>June 24th, 2008<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00158K0V0\/37prime-20?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Futurama The Movie &#8211; The Beast With A Billion Backs<\/a> DVD is now officially released. Run to your local store and buy the DVD because it is great just like Bender, who is great. Don&#8217;t forget to go to <a href=\"http:\/\/ilovebender.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">ILoveBender.com<\/a> and send message to Bender at bender@ilovebender.com now! If not, the Gentacle will seek you out!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00158K0V0\/37prime-20?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">The Beast With A Billion Backs<\/a> picks up where <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B000UZDO62?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Bender&#8217;s Big Score<\/a> left off. Well, if you don&#8217;t know what it is about, then you either:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>have not seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B000UZDO62?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Bender&#8217;s Big Score<\/a><\/li>\n<li>did not pay attention to the ending<\/li>\n<li>saw &#8220;Sex and The City&#8221; movie and TV series<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>To mitigate this, go watch the DVD again, or if you don&#8217;t have it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B000UZDO62?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">buy one now<\/a> meatbag!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00158K0V0\/37prime-20?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/futurama_thebeastwithabillionbacks.jpg\" alt=\"Futurama The Movie - The Beast With A Billion Backs DVD\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In a totally related gibberish:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>From: <\/em><em><a href=\"mailto:bender@ilovebender.com\">bender@ilovebender.com<\/a><br \/>\n<\/em> <em> Subject: Re: The Beast With A Billion Backs<br \/>\nDate: June 24, 2008 2:20:58 AM PDT<br \/>\nTo:           xxxxxxx@<a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/\">37prime.com<\/a><br \/>\nReply-To: <\/em><em><a href=\"mailto:bender@ilovebender.com\">bender@ilovebender.com<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nDear Admirer,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for taking the time to write to me, Bender.\u00a0 Although I deleted your email without looking at it, I&#8217;m sure it was very boring.\u00a0 Write again soon!<\/p>\n<p>Your robot pal,<\/p>\n<p>Bender<\/p>\n<p>P.S. &#8211; If you buy less than eight copies my DVD, you&#8217;re a cheapskate.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>For the latest info on Futurama, go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotfuturama.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.gotfuturama.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>June 24th, 2008 Futurama The Movie &#8211; The Beast With A Billion Backs DVD is now officially released. Run to your local store and buy the DVD because it is great just like Bender, who is great. Don&#8217;t forget to go to ILoveBender.com and send message to Bender at bender@ilovebender.com now! If not, the Gentacle &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2008\/06\/24\/futurama-the-beast-with-a-billion-backs-has-arrived\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs has arrived&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[482,723,976,1030,1223,1455,2009,2094,2511,936,3048],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-bender","tag-comedy","tag-dvd","tag-entertainment","tag-futurama","tag-humor","tag-media","tag-movies","tag-resources","tag-tech","tag-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-cZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}