{"id":7892,"date":"2012-04-09T21:07:52","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T04:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=7892"},"modified":"2012-04-09T21:07:52","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T04:07:52","slug":"found-her-the-sheltered-college-freshman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/04\/09\/found-her-the-sheltered-college-freshman\/","title":{"rendered":"Sheltered College Freshman will wash your truck clean."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE 2013-09-25<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AdviceAnimals\/comments\/1n47al\/i_am_the_real_sheltered_college_freshman_aka\/\" target=\"_blank\">Kerin Portillo Reddit AMA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Found her, the <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/sheltered-college-freshman\" target=\"_blank\">Sheltered College Freshman<\/a> on I-710 in Long Beach. She will wash your truck clean.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard-zoomed-in.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard-zoomed-in\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard-zoomed-in.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard-close-up.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard-close-up\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sheltered-college-freshman-truck-wash-billboard-close-up.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The stock photo used on the billboard can be found at dreamstime.com, titled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreamstime.com\/stock-image-bikini-woman-smiling-image7126641\" target=\"_blank\">Bikini Woman Smiling<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Her picture on the billboard is also from the same set featured at Know Your Meme: <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/sheltered-college-freshman\" target=\"_blank\">Sheltered College Freshman<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/sheltered-college-freshman\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"sheltered-college-freshman\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sheltered-college-freshman.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>cReddit: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/kerinportillo\" target=\"_blank\">Kerin Portillo<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UPDATE 2013-09-25 Kerin Portillo Reddit AMA Found her, the Sheltered College Freshman on I-710 in Long Beach. She will wash your truck clean. The stock photo used on the billboard can be found at dreamstime.com, titled Bikini Woman Smiling. Her picture on the billboard is also from the same set featured at Know Your Meme: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/04\/09\/found-her-the-sheltered-college-freshman\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Sheltered College Freshman will wash your truck clean.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[1455,1770,2018,2330,2687,936],"class_list":["post-7892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-humor","tag-kerin-portillo","tag-meme","tag-pictures","tag-sheltered-college-freshman","tag-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-23i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}