{"id":7847,"date":"2012-04-01T21:05:56","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T04:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=7847"},"modified":"2012-04-01T21:05:56","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T04:05:56","slug":"no-news-on-the-first-day-of-april","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/04\/01\/no-news-on-the-first-day-of-april\/","title":{"rendered":"No News on the First Day of April."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are absolutely no news whatsoever today.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. According to an Apple employee who accompanied Tim Cook to Foxconn China factory but is not in any of the pictures:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you are still calling the next iPhone with the name &#8220;iPhone 5&#8221; then you are such a fool! It is not &#8220;iPhone LTE&#8221; either. It will be called &#8220;iPhone 4G LTE USA edition&#8221; in the US. Outside the US it&#8217;ll be called &#8220;iPhone Ultra-Fast network non-USA edition&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, it is not &#8220;iPhone 5&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are absolutely no news whatsoever today. P.S. According to an Apple employee who accompanied Tim Cook to Foxconn China factory but is not in any of the pictures: If you are still calling the next iPhone with the name &#8220;iPhone 5&#8221; then you are such a fool! It is not &#8220;iPhone LTE&#8221; either. It &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/04\/01\/no-news-on-the-first-day-of-april\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No News on the First Day of April.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[408,1594,936],"class_list":["post-7847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-april-fools","tag-iphone","tag-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-22z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}