{"id":7611,"date":"2012-02-10T22:57:17","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T06:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=7611"},"modified":"2012-02-10T22:57:17","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T06:57:17","slug":"bite-my-printed-paper-bender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/02\/10\/bite-my-printed-paper-bender\/","title":{"rendered":"Bite My Printed Paper Bender!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Paper-Bender.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Paper-Bender\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Paper-Bender.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Paper-Bender.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Paper-Bender\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Paper-Bender.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One thing that cheers me up right now is knowing someone took the time making a paper Bender and left it at the office. Working late at the office replacing a broken power supply off a server. In addition to that I just sanitized a site that was compromised.<\/p>\n<p>You can download and make your own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cubeecraft.com\/cubee\/bender\" target=\"_blank\">paper Bender<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cubeecraft.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cubecraft<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cubeecraft.com\/cubee\/gold-bender\" target=\"_blank\">Gold Bender<\/a> from Universe-1 is also available.<\/p>\n<p>While you&#8217;re there, give some love for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cubeecraft.com\/cubee\/dr-zoidberg\" target=\"_blank\">Dr. Zoidberg<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cubeecraft.com\/cubee\/dr-zoidberg-parallel\" target=\"_blank\">Blue Dr. Zoidberg<\/a> from Universe-1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing that cheers me up right now is knowing someone took the time making a paper Bender and left it at the office. Working late at the office replacing a broken power supply off a server. In addition to that I just sanitized a site that was compromised. You can download and make your &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2012\/02\/10\/bite-my-printed-paper-bender\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bite My Printed Paper Bender!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[482,723,1030,1223,936],"class_list":["post-7611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-bender","tag-comedy","tag-entertainment","tag-futurama","tag-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-1YL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}