{"id":6005,"date":"2011-05-23T00:36:08","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T07:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=6005"},"modified":"2011-05-23T00:36:08","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T07:36:08","slug":"south-park-season-15-episode-5-crack-baby-athletic-association","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2011\/05\/23\/south-park-season-15-episode-5-crack-baby-athletic-association\/","title":{"rendered":"South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 &#8211; &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/full-episodes\/s15e05-crack-baby-athletic-association#w=05.25.2011&amp;after\" target=\"_blank\">stream<\/a> for this episode will be available a few hours after it premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday May 25th, 2011 10:00PM Eastern Time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/guide\/episodes\/s15e05-crack-baby-athletic-association\" target=\"_blank\">South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 &#8211; &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\nCartman has a new proteg\u00e9. He found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman&#8217;s latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Association.<br \/>\nOriginal Air Date: 2011-05-25<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/full-episodes\/s15e05-crack-baby-athletic-association#w=05.25.2011&amp;after\" target=\"_blank\">Watch &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; at South Park Studios<\/a> starting May 25th, 2011 after the episode premieres on Comedy Central. You can also buy the episode from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004YLCILK?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon.com<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/tv-season\/south-park-season-15-uncensored\/id431675332\" target=\"_blank\">iTunes Store<\/a> instead of downloading it from some random sites.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/cartman-butters-crack-mom.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"cartman-butters-crack-mom\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/cartman-butters-crack-mom-480x370.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do not bother searching &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/#q=south+park+s15e05\" target=\"_blank\">South Park S15E05<\/a>&#8221; on Google or other search engines, because &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; will be available for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/full-episodes\/s15e05-crack-baby-athletic-association#w=05.25.2011&amp;after\" target=\"_blank\">streaming<\/a> on May 25th 11:59PM Pacific Time. Well, as long as you are using US IP address.<\/p>\n<p>Preview &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/clips\/385879\/hear-us-out\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> (&#8220;Hear Us Out&#8221; &#8211; Cartman discusses his plan to help out those poor babies addicted to crack.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/cartman-kyle-wall-street-suits.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"cartman-kyle-wall-street-suits\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/cartman-kyle-wall-street-suits-480x370.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; will be available for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/full-episodes\/s15e04-tmi#w=05.18.2011&amp;after\" target=\"_blank\">streaming<\/a> on May 18th 11:59PM Pacific Time.<\/p>\n<p>What you should do:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Watch &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; on your TV.<\/li>\n<li>Watch &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/full-episodes\/s15e05-crack-baby-athletic-association#w=05.25.2011&amp;after\" target=\"_blank\">South Park Studios<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Buy &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004YLCILK?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon.com<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/tv-season\/south-park-season-15-uncensored\/id431675332\" target=\"_blank\">iTunes Store<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What you must not do:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Searching for &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/#q=download+south+park+s15e05\" target=\"_blank\">Download South Park S15E05<\/a>&#8221; on Google or any other search engine.<\/li>\n<li>Going to sites like <a href=\"http:\/\/southparkfiles.com\/index.php\/episodes-guide\/season-15\/\" target=\"_blank\">SouthParkFiles.com<\/a> to download the episode.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Notes:<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; is the fifth episode of Season 15.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; at <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crack_Baby_Athletic_Association\" target=\"_blank\">Wikipedia<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Sarah McLachlan &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9gspElv1yvc\" target=\"_blank\">Animal Cruelty Video<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=IO9d2PpP7tQ\" target=\"_blank\">SPCA Commercial<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Black Eyed Peas &#8211; Boom Boom Pow<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.easports.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">EA Sports<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/slashonline.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Slash<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Slash\/status\/73738947418800128\" target=\"_blank\">Slash responds to South Park on Twitter<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sweet_Child_o%27_Mine\" target=\"_blank\">Sweet Child O&#8217; Mine<\/a><\/li>\n<li>KFC Gravy<\/li>\n<li>McDonald&#8217;s French Fries<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Poutine\" target=\"_blank\">Poutine<\/a><\/li>\n<li>University Of Colorado, at Boulder<\/li>\n<li>NCAA<\/li>\n<li>The Pearl Necklace<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Slash is a make-belief character&#8221; just Santa Claus. Oops, you didn&#8217;t know that Santa Claus isn&#8217;t real? Forget what you&#8217;ve just read.<\/li>\n<li>In any case that you cannot watch any episodes of South Park at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/full-episodes\/s15e05-crack-baby-athletic-association#w=05.25.2011&amp;after\" target=\"_blank\">South Park Studios<\/a>, please be patient, Comedy Central would be really angry if you downloaded the episodes from places other than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004YLCILK?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon.com<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/tv-season\/south-park-season-15-uncensored\/id431675332\" target=\"_blank\">iTunes Store<\/a> or any online stores that generate revenue for Comedy Central. Please do not go to sites such as <a href=\"http:\/\/southparkfiles.com\/index.php\/episodes-guide\/season-15\/\" target=\"_blank\">SouthParkFiles.com<\/a> to download any of the episodes. Just because you can easily download the episodes from sites such as <a href=\"http:\/\/southparkfiles.com\/index.php\/episodes-guide\/season-15\/\" target=\"_blank\">SouthParkFiles.com<\/a>, it doesn&#8217;t mean Comedy Central say it is right.<\/li>\n<li>As usual, this episode will be available for streaming at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/full-episodes\/s15e05-crack-baby-athletic-association#w=05.25.2011&amp;after\" target=\"_blank\">South Park Studios<\/a> following the premiere on May 25th, 2011. Uncensored version will follow shortly after.<\/li>\n<li>South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 uncensored version will be available purchase starting May 28th, 2011 at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004YLCILK?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon.com<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/tv-season\/south-park-season-15-uncensored\/id431675332\" target=\"_blank\">iTunes Store<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Stay tuned for more info.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Comedy Central would certainly appreciates those who help them make more money.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/news\/386810\/episode-1505-crack-baby-athletic-association-press-release\" target=\"_blank\">From the Comedy Central Press Release<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>CARTMAN IS AT THE HELM OF A NEW BUSINESS VENTURE<br \/>\nIN AN ALL-NEW &#8220;SOUTH PARK&#8221;<br \/>\nON WEDNESDAY, MAY 25 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL<\/p>\n<p>NEW YORK, May 23, 2011 &#8211; Crack babies are finally getting the attention they deserve in an all-new episode of &#8220;South Park&#8221; titled &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221;, premiering on Wednesday, May 25 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.<\/p>\n<p>Cartman has a new proteg\u00e9. He&#8217;s found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.<\/p>\n<p>Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman&#8217;s latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Comedy Central Airing Schedule for South Park: Season 15 Episode 5<\/em><em> (Eastern and Pacific Time)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Wednesday May 25 10:00PM<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Thursday May 26 2011 12:00AM<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Thursday May 27 2011 10:30PM<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Sunday May 29 2011 11:30AM<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Monday May 30 2011 02:00AM<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Comedy Central strongly urges you not to download the episode from any sites such as <a href=\"http:\/\/southparkfiles.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">SouthParkFiles.com<\/a> or any other South Park related sites. Remember that unauthorized download of South Park episodes hurts Comedy Central and South Park team. It is very very wrong to download South Park Episodes from sites like MrTwig.net, because Comedy Central would have to wait for another 2 months to get <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Christian_Rock_Hard\" target=\"_blank\">gold plated shark tank installed<\/a> in their lobby. Instead, Comedy Central would like you to purchase the episode from vendors like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004YLCILK?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon.com<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/tv-season\/south-park-season-15-uncensored\/id431675332\" target=\"_blank\">iTunes Store<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Now available:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004MLEYTG?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">South Park: Complete Fourteenth Season<\/a><br \/>\nIncluding all the bleeps on Episode &#8220;201&#8221; and in the commentary:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004MLEYTG?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"South-Park-The-Complete-Fourteenth-Season\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/South-Park-The-Complete-Fourteenth-Season-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004MLEYTG?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">DVD<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004MLEYT6?&amp;tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Blu-Ray<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2011\/04\/28\/south-park-the-complete-fourteenth-season-the-controversy-continues\/\" target=\"_blank\">Episode &#8220;201&#8221; is heavily censored<\/a> just like its broadcast version.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Disclaimer<\/p>\n<p>If you bought anything through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect-home\/37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Amazon link above<\/a>, and I get some kickbacks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you buy these DVD&#8217;s, I can buy a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0046KOL14?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Zoom Q3HD<\/a>&#8221; to paraphrase the great <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/You-Buy-This-Can-Get\/dp\/B00000DD1Z\/?tag=37prime-20\" target=\"_blank\">Robert Schimmel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Images are courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.southparkstudios.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">South Park Studios<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The stream for this episode will be available a few hours after it premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday May 25th, 2011 10:00PM Eastern Time. South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 &#8211; &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221; Cartman has a new proteg\u00e9. He found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2011\/05\/23\/south-park-season-15-episode-5-crack-baby-athletic-association\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;South Park: Season 15 Episode 5 &#8211; &#8220;Crack Baby Athletic Association&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[723,772,1030,1040,1455,1664,1806,2009,2094,2511,2765,3048],"class_list":["post-6005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-comedy","tag-crack-baby-athletic-association","tag-entertainment","tag-eric-cartman","tag-humor","tag-itunes","tag-kyle-broflovski","tag-media","tag-movies","tag-resources","tag-south-park","tag-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-1yR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}