{"id":5294,"date":"2011-01-26T21:13:50","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T05:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=5294"},"modified":"2011-01-26T21:13:50","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T05:13:50","slug":"dear-intel-what-the-hell-are-you-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2011\/01\/26\/dear-intel-what-the-hell-are-you-thinking\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Intel, what the hell are you thinking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intel teams hires will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas fame as &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/newsroom.intel.com\/community\/intel_newsroom\/blog\/2011\/01\/25\/intel-teams-with-william-black-eyed-peas-front-man\" target=\"_blank\">director of creative innovation<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am not a corporate-minded person so I would never understand why Intel would do so.<\/p>\n<p>Why will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Carlos Mencia is not available.<\/li>\n<li>Kanye West is too expensive.<\/li>\n<li>Kid Rock is too busy hanging out with strippers.<\/li>\n<li>(insert remarks here)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I posted this because:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am running out of ideas of what to write today.<\/li>\n<li>I am actually sick with a cold.<\/li>\n<li>There are other news, but it takes a lot of time to write about and this one is too easy.<\/li>\n<li>Two of the above.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Back to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intel teams hires will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas fame as &#8220;director of creative innovation.&#8221; I am not a corporate-minded person so I would never understand why Intel would do so. Why will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas? Carlos Mencia is not available. Kanye West is too expensive. Kid Rock is too busy hanging out with strippers. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2011\/01\/26\/dear-intel-what-the-hell-are-you-thinking\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dear Intel, what the hell are you thinking?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[1030,1536,2009,2511,936],"class_list":["post-5294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-entertainment","tag-intel","tag-media","tag-resources","tag-tech"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-1no","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}