{"id":5065,"date":"2011-01-02T07:59:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T15:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=5065"},"modified":"2011-01-02T07:59:43","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T15:59:43","slug":"2010-in-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2011\/01\/02\/2010-in-review\/","title":{"rendered":"2010 In Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here&#8217;s a high level summary of its overall blog health:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5070\" title=\"meter-doomed\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/01\/meter-doomed.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"183\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <em>Blog-Health-o-Meter\u2122<\/em> reads &#8220;This Blog is dying just like BSD per Netcraft&#8217;s confirmations. Please stop blogging then retire. Don&#8217;t use computers anymore.<\/p>\n<h2>Crunchy cereals<\/h2>\n<p>The Earth population is closed to 7 Billion people.  This blog was viewed about <strong>3.1415926535897932<\/strong> times in 2010. If it were an item at Walmart, no one would even consider buying it.<\/p>\n<p>In 2010, there were <strong>12<\/strong> new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 14 posts. There were <strong>10<\/strong> pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 1mb. That&#8217;s about a picture per month. What a joke!<\/p>\n<p>The busiest day of the year was April 22nd with <strong>5<\/strong> views, yes <strong>5<\/strong> views. What a pathetic blog. The most popular post that day was <a href=\"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/22\/comedy-central-does-not-approve-uncensored-version-of-south-park-episode-201\/\">Comedy Central does not approve Uncensored version of South Park Episode 201.<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Where did they come from?<\/h2>\n<p>The top referring sites in 2010 were no one! Are you kidding me? No one links to this blog.<\/p>\n<p>Some visitors came searching, mostly for <strong>sucky blog<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<h2>Attractions in 2010<\/h2>\n<p>These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.<\/p>\n<p>NONE WHATSOEVER!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Dear WordPress, you don&#8217;t have to be so mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here&#8217;s a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter\u2122 reads &#8220;This Blog is dying just like BSD per Netcraft&#8217;s confirmations. Please stop blogging then retire. Don&#8217;t use computers anymore. Crunchy cereals The Earth population is closed to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2011\/01\/02\/2010-in-review\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2010 In Review&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[145,723,1455,2517,2819,3238],"class_list":["post-5065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-145","tag-comedy","tag-humor","tag-reviews","tag-statistics","tag-wordpress"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-1jH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}