{"id":17886,"date":"2020-08-26T17:43:38","date_gmt":"2020-08-27T00:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/?p=17886"},"modified":"2020-08-26T17:43:38","modified_gmt":"2020-08-27T00:43:38","slug":"thats-some-kind-of-paste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2020\/08\/26\/thats-some-kind-of-paste\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Some Kind of Paste"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Wasabi_Tube_and_Toothbrush-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17887\" srcset=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Wasabi_Tube_and_Toothbrush-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Wasabi_Tube_and_Toothbrush-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Wasabi_Tube_and_Toothbrush-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Wasabi_Tube_and_Toothbrush-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Wasabi_Tube_and_Toothbrush.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It is a tube of Wasabi Paste, next to a toothbrush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Smoooooooth&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is a tube of Wasabi Paste, next to a toothbrush. &#8220;Smoooooooth&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[1455,3602,3601],"class_list":["post-17886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-humor","tag-toothbrush","tag-wasabi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-4Eu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17886"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17888,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17886\/revisions\/17888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}