{"id":17567,"date":"2020-04-05T17:35:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T00:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/?p=17567"},"modified":"2020-08-03T13:51:51","modified_gmt":"2020-08-03T20:51:51","slug":"four-dot-five-dot-twenty-twenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2020\/04\/05\/four-dot-five-dot-twenty-twenty\/","title":{"rendered":"Four dot Five dot Twenty Twenty"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You can only pick one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Bathroom-tissues-or-Dell-Desktop-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-17568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Bathroom-tissues-or-Dell-Desktop-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Bathroom-tissues-or-Dell-Desktop-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Bathroom-tissues-or-Dell-Desktop-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Bathroom-tissues-or-Dell-Desktop-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/Bathroom-tissues-or-Dell-Desktop.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Which one do you need more?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toilet Papers\/Bathroom Tissues or a Computer to work from home?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Decisions, decisions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Pictured above:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper<\/li><li>Dell Inspiron 3470 Desktop<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can only pick one! Which one do you need more? Toilet Papers\/Bathroom Tissues or a Computer to work from home? Decisions, decisions. Pictured above: Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper Dell Inspiron 3470 Desktop<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"You can only pick one!\nToilet Paper or Computer.\n\n#StayHome #Coronavirus #COVID19\n#IAmBored","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[738,847,1455,1737,3577,3578],"class_list":["post-17567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","category-news","tag-computer","tag-dell","tag-humor","tag-jokes","tag-stay-home","tag-toilet-paper"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-4zl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17567"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17751,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17567\/revisions\/17751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}