{"id":16006,"date":"2017-01-10T19:42:07","date_gmt":"2017-01-11T03:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/?p=16006"},"modified":"2017-01-31T03:01:08","modified_gmt":"2017-01-31T11:01:08","slug":"be-my-valentine-and-join-the-dark-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2017\/01\/10\/be-my-valentine-and-join-the-dark-side\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Be My Valentine and Join the Dark Side.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16007\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/January-10-2017-Star-Wars-Valentines.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1080\" srcset=\"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/January-10-2017-Star-Wars-Valentines.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/January-10-2017-Star-Wars-Valentines-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/January-10-2017-Star-Wars-Valentines-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/January-10-2017-Star-Wars-Valentines-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/January-10-2017-Star-Wars-Valentines-1200x675.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 89vw, (max-width: 1000px) 54vw, (max-width: 1071px) 543px, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Retail stores never waste a moment to market the next thing. Valentine&#8217;s merchandising were hitting the shelf soon after Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>We all know that Darth Vader is the perfect representation of Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Retail stores never waste a moment to market the next thing. Valentine&#8217;s merchandising were hitting the shelf soon after Christmas. We all know that Darth Vader is the perfect representation of Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[3381,818,3380,2813,3106],"class_list":["post-16006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-commercialism","tag-darth-vader","tag-fake-holiday","tag-star-wars","tag-valentines-day"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-4aa","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16008,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16006\/revisions\/16008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}