Bender Bending Rodriguez here, better known as the Robot King. \u00a0Did you know that the Hawaiian word “Aloha” can mean both “hello” and “goodbye”? \u00a0However, in the following usage, it only means goodbye. \u00a0Aloha, jerk!<\/p>\n
P.S. – Please buy my DVD. \u00a0And once again, aloha. \u00a0Jerk.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Dear Admirer,<\/p>\n
Thank you for taking the time to write to me, Bender. Although I deleted your email without looking at it, I’m sure it was very boring. Write again soon!<\/p>\n
Your robot pal,<\/p>\n
Bender<\/p>\n
P.S. – If you buy less than eight copies my DVD, you’re a cheapskate.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
——-<\/p>\n
P.S. Hi Reddit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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