{"id":1044,"date":"2008-07-25T21:05:47","date_gmt":"2008-07-26T05:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37prime.wordpress.com\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2008-07-25T21:05:47","modified_gmt":"2008-07-26T05:05:47","slug":"you-wish-your-internet-service-is-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/2008\/07\/25\/you-wish-your-internet-service-is-like-this\/","title":{"rendered":"You wish your internet service is like this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, I hate the fact that <a href=\"http:\/\/vondiggity.wordpress.com\/2008\/07\/25\/new-mac-and-take-this-losers\/\" target=\"_blank\">this guy<\/a> has a faster Internet than I do.<\/p>\n<p>Second, I know that he is a slacker, and why would he need such Internet service.<\/p>\n<p>Third, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slayer.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Slayer<\/a> is Fast and Evil.<\/p>\n<p>Fourth, he sent me the screen capture:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vondiggity.wordpress.com\/2008\/07\/25\/new-mac-and-take-this-losers\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1045\" src=\"http:\/\/37prime.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/07\/speed_demon.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"354\" height=\"277\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, I hate the fact that this guy has a faster Internet than I do. Second, I know that he is a slacker, and why would he need such Internet service. Third, Slayer is Fast and Evil. Fourth, he sent me the screen capture:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[946,4],"tags":[459,1540,2009,2511,2714,936,3146],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-news","tag-bandwidth","tag-internet-speed","tag-media","tag-resources","tag-slayer","tag-tech","tag-vondur"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcNtU-gQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/37prime.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}